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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

You too, thanks man. I'm sure you can invent something to do more interesting than work (whatever it is you do)
, like setting records for needless space invasion of colleagues(getting a HR lady to sit on my knee throughout a disciplinary meeting is my PB)
 
One Thousand Words said:
Riding crops are not exactly a solo pursuit
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You'd make a pretty awful Catholic, my boy.

spudgun said:
You too, thanks man. I'm sure you can invent something to do more interesting than work (whatever it is you do)
, like setting records for needless space invasion of colleagues(getting a HR lady to sit on my knee throughout a disciplinary meeting is my PB)
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Oh, I can find diversions from work. Especially as I appear to have been divested of my duties.

This place used to provide the diversion. It's not so reliable now though.
 
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That awkward moment when your phone reminds you that your cleaner was due this morning just as you arrive at work, then remembering that your bedroom is a disaster zone of vibrators, riding crops and general debauchery scattered over your bed, followed by the memories of what actually went down last night.
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Sounds like a thrilling night.
 
IT'S WHATEVER DAY I WANT. I WILL HAVE RIDING CROPS EVERYDAY :p hahaha

just need the administrator first!
 
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englandgz74 said:
Change the date and time settings on your phone to say 9th May then voila!! Its now a Saturday...

Incidentally I noticed you made that post today....you do know its Wednesday today don't you? :) <3
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Or try setting the date to 4th of May for the whole year: may the fourth be with you!
 
Woke up feeling so happy and positive that I can't stop smiling. I can't believe how lucky I am to be with someone so lovely who I love so much and who has stayed with me through so much and made my life so much better. The next month is going to make things even more perfect and this is shaping up to be the best year of my life <3 Who needs drugs.
 
I stealth posted a bag of weed to my hotel in Cork, but it never arrived. It turned up today, with the hotel having paid postage. Still not even a hint of a weed smell till I opened it.
 
Hah. Excellent.

You better give them an amazing review on TripAdvisor for that.

"5/5 - posted my drugs back to me"
 
Haha, yeah. :D

Unbeatable service. It was a lovely hotel too. I asked if they minded 'my girlfriend from Glasgow' posting something I'd left at her flat. They thought it was work-related and were really sorry that it didn't arrive.
 
I am super excited to eat some warm fatty food and get some sleep!

gfs can be handy, eh sammy? ;)
 
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