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Snoo V7 - ah spring, has sprung, a SNOO! (bless you).

Having rubbish and recycling collected. I realise this is not generally exciting enough to be considered snooworthy but as I've managed to miss putting them out on time for a month it really does count as snoo. Compost bin gets kinda whiffy within a week let alone a month 8o

(actually wasn't too bad cos there wasn't too much in it - just meant lotsa double-bagging at regular intervals. doesn't half leak does food waste. ick)

I suspect the binmen must think I'm a complete alky cos every time I put the glass out it's a box filled with booze bottles. I only bother to put it out when it's actually full though so can be months between collections. Is bloody full once they get it though. Must think I had a helluva weekend 8o
 
Nice sunny day, bottle o' codeine arrived, house is tidy, spent a nice night with Mrs Snolls to the point that I lost track of time and missed seeing someone else and we talked through what's been going on with us and figured out a plan. If my benzos had arrived, it'd be a perfect day.

Evey, snoo is - in my own words - some little thing that just makes you stop and smile and makes your day just that little bit better. There is an original definition which I will now try dig up cos I'm doing nowt else

Edit: I think it was this

Riklet said:
Have you ever been late for work, got to the bus stop annoyed that you have missed it only to have the bus arrive? Have you ever been sitting in the pub with no money dying for a pint or a pack of cigarettes, then shoved your hand in your pocket and found £20 you’d forgotten about? Have you ever been sitting at home bored out of your skull because all your mates are at work and an old friend who you haven’t seen in ages pops round? This is Snoo!

It is about those cool little things that make life more bearable. ‘It’s about finding Joy in the small things’ and that’s what this site is about.
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snolly said:
Nice sunny day, bottle o' codeine arrived, house is tidy, spent a nice night with Mrs Snolls to the point that I lost track of time and missed seeing someone else and we talked through what's been going on with us and figured out a plan. If my benzos had arrived, it'd be a perfect day.

Evey, snoo is - in my own words - some little thing that just makes you stop and smile and makes your day just that little bit better. There is an original definition which I will now try dig up cos I'm doing nowt else

Edit: I think it was this
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Awh - i like that - n your version better haha

Evey xxxx
 
Thing is, if you watch the doc they don't seem to be having much effect at all cos the women barely twitch - kinda look like a small child filling its nappy if anything. Which is perhaps not so far from the truth (side note: I actually recall filling my nappy as a child. Is my earliest memory. Was sat on the top stair in my nappy, filled it, then bounced down the stairs on my bottom. I don't recall thinking in words at the time - just remember thought as feelings (mostly thought in that instance was summat like "warm, squishy, nice, bouncing feels funny, giggle like a loon")). Seems a shame if a condition not only causes countless orgasms daily but also makes them utterly inconsequential. Kinda reminds me of "comfort wanks" when clucking. They aren't especially pleasurable, just necessary cos it "itches" so much otherwise. I've jizzed upon sneezing when in major w/d so even shaking twice when weeing is plenty enough at times. "A sneeze in the loins" as I once read it described somewhere. (That was somebody talking about actual orgasms though so clearly wasn't getting any or not getting any worth mentioning if s/he was).
 
Finding £20 that had gotten stuck inside assorted papers in my pocket just as I was about to go spend my emergency fiver on baccy. Thought I'd spent the blighter already but nope. Emergency fiver gets to retain its role as emergency fiver rather than being wasted on baccy and I get to waste previously spent (in mind if not in actuality) money on baccy and have an extra £15 I wasn't expecting leftover. Goody good.
 
Had a relaxing massage and met Bez who seems like a nice fella. Not at the same time though.

Saturday mini-snoos.
 
Meeting Bez is surely a snoo. Being massaged by Bez is more of an open question perhaps. Is he out campaigning for his imminent takeover of parliament? I saw Lembit Opik a few times around here when he was the local MP. Never had the Cheeky Girls on his arm though so never introduced myself and he never bothered knocking the doors up here.
 
Tehehe, I suppose a maracca massage could be a thing.

And yeah, he seems to be lurking around a bit more with the impending elections. He seemed surprisingly normal. But then people have said the same about me, too. =D
 
I was deeply disappointed that Lembik had neither a Cheeky Girl (he had the pick of both but not even one the lazy fuck) nor a telescope on him at the time. I would've dragged my arse out to vote if he had. Now we have a Tory MP instead. I feel a fool.
 
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