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Snoo! Part Two!!

i have found a kindred spirit

can't remove them myself though so if it's the middle of the night i either have to wake one of my parents up and get them to remove it or move into the spare room/downstairs sofa.

i always feel a bit shitty when i ask dad to shift them and he gets mad because it's not something i can really help, i know it's irrational but my body apparently doesn't agree.
 
If there small I can deal with them, if big fuckers with huge legs I can barely even look at the bastards let alone remove them. Takes me ages to build up the courage!
 
Yeah his spider sucker doodah worked for a good few months. Broke eventually but it was some 10 quid plastic shite so what do you expect.
 
haha spider sucker doodah :D i reckon i might try get me one, as my biggest worry about moving out is that i'll have no one to remove the spiders and will eventually be overrun by them and oh god it doesn't bear thinking about
 
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Sorry, I know I'm a cunt! =D=D=D

If I saw that, I would actually shit myself, then run like Ussain Bolt on meth.

*edit* NSFWed it, it is a fucking frightening spider.
 
haha fuckinell i don't even know what i'd do if i saw that coming at me
 
awww, how old? :D

went to the bathroom today and the bloody spider had decided to make a house under the loo roll.

at least i tried.

snoo for today was looking after the baby and sort of trying to not wake him up but not really trying at all ;) hehe i love him to bits <3
 
Aye, but I'd imagine that thoroughly kills the poor wee shiters.

There is no need to kill things that can be disposed of without harming them.

Wasps are an exception to this rule, kill them all immediately with dense blunt objects.
 
Snoooooooful, isn't what the weather is.

Anyway, lots of snoo recently :)
Breaking down and having loads of people come and help and refusing to take cash, pure kindness.
Some guy seeing how soaked through I was and flagging me down, inviting me for coffee to meet his colleagues and wife (all teachers) and then staying at their shared house. Had a bit of a headache from the karaeoke though. Still, I scored 99/100 on Dreadlock Holiday despite some lyrics being lost in translation.
 
After thousands and thousands of miles and years of motoring I finally got round to sitting my driving test this morning:)


And I passed too.
 
Bo!

How many minors?

My housemate drove illegally for SEVEN years, only got stopped once, and blagged his way out of that even. Jammy fucker.
 
Down the mucky park with some mates playing football.

Jumpers for goalposts, 15 yard muck slides to celebrate tap-ins. Hacking up lung material between runs:D

Shagged and happy now!
 
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