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Snoo! Part Two!!

hmmm, snoo for today..? I coughed up a satisfying chunk of lungbutter before, that was nice
 
^ I LOVE THAT. When you feel wheezy and your chest is too tight, then all of a sudden you hurl forth a huge gob of phlegm that makes you feel so much better.
 
oh man this made me laugh

Official Scientology Guide to Ecstasy

featuring classic quotes such as this;

“At a rave party, I saw a guy who had stuffed himself with ecstasy repeat for hours ‘I am an orange, don’t peel me, I am an orange, don’t peel me’. Another guy thought he was a fly and wouldn’t stop hitting his head against a window.”

Liz, drug addict
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100% genuine by the way
 
tekkeN said:
oh man this made me laugh

Official Scientology Guide to Ecstasy

featuring classic quotes such as this;



100% genuine by the way
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"Nikki was like many who went to rave parties. Hoping to escape her problems and have a good time, she planned to party through the night with several friends. One of them had a bottle of liquid ecstasy in his car, so they all decided to take some."

Liquid ecstasy. 8)

"DANGER No. 1: Most ecstasy is only 40% pure so there is always a risk that any pill or gelatinous capsule of ecstasy may have been “cut” (combined) with other drugs such as heroin or cocaine, which are addictive."

Jesus christ, this makes me feel rather misanthropic.
 
Good find, Tekken. Could do with a good giggle :).

Learn the truth for yourself and make up your own mind about ecstasy before you make a mistake you may live to regret.
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I'm with them all the way up to "before you...". Half a sane sentence is quite impressive from the Co$ :).

“If you are not in good spirits, if you are ‘down,’ ecstasy plunges you down even more. I’ve also seen guys completely out of it, slumped in a chair, head down, eyes closed, for hours. Later they said they thought they were dancing like the others!”

Diane, drug addict(1)
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“Ecstasy made me crazy. One day I bit a glass, just like I would have bitten an apple. I had to have my mouth full of pieces of glass to realize what was happening to me. Another time, I tore rags with my teeth for an hour.”

Ann, drug addict(1)
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Ha! Chris Morris himself couldn't have done better :D.
 
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The heroin and cocaine sections are also filled with plentiful comedic gems:

Once considered a “rich man’s drug,” a young person today can buy a few grams of cocaine for little more than the cost of a movie ticket.
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Either Scientologists get massive discounts on their coke or go to incredibly expensive cinemas.

Hashish: A dangerous road toward cocaine addiction

A hashish or marijuana user is ten times more likely to become a cocaine or heroin addict than a cigarette smoker is to develop lung cancer.
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Umm...
 
^
snoo snoo woo woo... good one.

the fairies are always there leaving little blessings
 
Indeed they are, Kate :).

It was actually connected to the fairy incident cos I lost it during the kidnapping. May only be a couple of spleet's worth, but when you have none it counts for at least double :).

It's going down very well :).

<3<3<3 Fairies <3<3<3
 
I need to play Blackjack for a living. Beats going to a shitty office every day.
 
One of my best friends says she is hard up on cash and is going to start dealing. WIN, can we say mates rates? or even free?
 
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awww
 
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