Purple is such an old persons colour Kate. Isn't it supposed to mean you're frigid or something?
Like proper OAP old though, you're not quite there yet I don't think.![]()
MY NEW SHOES ARRIVED %)%)
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Love em. Tried them on for the man with my new corset and sussies and now am a tad eh abused and sore 8)
they look really comfy kate.
Haha OAP's wear beige Spade - not purple and this particular purple dress may be demure but it certainly isn't OAP :D
It's long, satin and has enough boning in the boob area to keep the boys perky n' contained (ie: under control and not overflowing in a slutty way)
Did you not receive your invite Spade - oh how remiss of me to not post it![]()
I wouldn't come anyway.![]()
How no? I'm going. What time does it kick off Kate, is it an early morning shout? I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there.
Take some of your mates with you crackhead they'll no doubt go down a treat.
Stumbling across Kate's picture snoo![]()
Aye that was the plan. The invite obviously got lost in the post but I'm sure it was for me plus 5.
Free bar eh? It wouldnae be free for long if I got let loose on it. Cunts would be re-mortgaging houses n shit just to pay the tab.
I was actually thinking of you when I posted wondering were the Don Luigi Shoe Fetish thread was...alas it's been deleted
Hope you approve Don?!?
This is me and the man hosting a party - the goodies will be overflowing and not run out! The venue has a prison and stocks mind, just made for you![]()
I definitely approve.
However, your feet look a wee bit tired. Are they sore?
I bet you need a massage. Definitely massage.
I definitely approve. However, your feet look a wee bit tired. Are they sore?
I bet you need a massage. Definitely massage.
I want one of those![]()
If a free bar doesn't run out of booze then the people at the party are doing it wrong.
Have you actually got a free bar at your wedding? That must be costing a fucking fortune!!! I drank well over a hundred quid worth of booze at the last wedding I was at, if the money wasn't coming out of my pocket I'd have had ten times as much.