me and my friends were in a situation like this the other day. we ended up lighting a candle and using toothpicks whenever we had to take a hit. it was fun, and I felt like i was really going green.
i've done the same exact thing, its kind nice really. you smoke faster that way, get that much higher IMO. plus it always makes for a goofy story.
phosphorus is rotten, buy those match sticks people use to make models with, i got a bag of 10,000 for a bargain price.
[no sauce or price discussions plz!]