I ran away from home once because my dad kept beating me.
So I went to my friends house and we smoked weed, all day, every day, for a week.
That's what they do you know.
So I decided on Friday to turn myself in because the cops were looking for me.
I didn't want them to take my ass back home cause my dad would beat me again as soon as the cops left.
So I made sure I was in juvy.
I feel like the most OG nigga in the world for doing this but
I took 8 grams of weed and brought it with me to the police station.
When I turned myself in and they just started to call my dad, I unwrapped the sack of weed and rolled some of it into a joint.
Then, I lit the joint in the motherfucking police station. The dude at the desk was stunned so much it took him 5 entire minutes to call other people in the room to arrest me. I smoked like a fourth of the joint too lol
anyway. I spent about a month in juvy for various shit, and my dad never beat me again after that.
So I went to my friends house and we smoked weed, all day, every day, for a week.
That's what they do you know.
So I decided on Friday to turn myself in because the cops were looking for me.
I didn't want them to take my ass back home cause my dad would beat me again as soon as the cops left.
So I made sure I was in juvy.
I feel like the most OG nigga in the world for doing this but
I took 8 grams of weed and brought it with me to the police station.
When I turned myself in and they just started to call my dad, I unwrapped the sack of weed and rolled some of it into a joint.
Then, I lit the joint in the motherfucking police station. The dude at the desk was stunned so much it took him 5 entire minutes to call other people in the room to arrest me. I smoked like a fourth of the joint too lol
anyway. I spent about a month in juvy for various shit, and my dad never beat me again after that.