SLR Social vs. Hello Nurse

[kaywholed]

carry on with the bombs and stuff.

no dicks in my ass plz

 

[Pagey]

No go on rangrz, I wanna hear more about this...
What's the matter kaywholed?
If that creeps you out, imagine being on the receiving end of discussions about having sex with my cut-up corpse

 

[rangrz]

Well, DSean is going to come up to kaywholed and be like "Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this little white boy. I don't think you is...but if you relax, it might not be so bad." Then DeSean straddles Kaywholed and puts the tip of monster bbc on his butthole. then he says "Take a deep breath, we doin this in one shot" and then pushes that bbc in, balls deep in one hard, fast thrust. Kaywholed can't really scream, cause Ms.G already put a dental retractor in his mouth. You know the kind...the ones that hold your mouth wide open and depress your tongue, but leave access to your mouth. But you can still hear kaywholed muffled moans. DeSean does this for about 15 minutes...while Ms.G decides to give kaywholed 12 cane strokes on the upper back during it, leaving those nice red stripes.

Then DeSean, getting near cumming, pulls out of his ass. Ms.G takes over with a big strap on. DeSean comes up around to Kaywholed face, and grabs his hair and pulls his head up. (Remember the dental reactor) Then he shoves his bbc..direct A2M, down kaywholed throat while stroking it with the on the other hand. Just as DeSean blows his huge, thick creamy load into Kaywholed helpless mouth, the stimulation of his prostate from Ms.G's strap on causes him to cum too...adding to the humiliation as he cums while taking a load from bbc A2M.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

I love that I understand all of that terminology perfectly. Man my crowning achievement was building a 6" calibre mortar that used a Cyclonite/TATP primary charge as propellant to fire shells made of spray-paint canisters filled with gel silicone and ball bearings. A total bitch to get them evenly distributed, took a fucking week to make the munitions but man oh man was it worth it to see entire trees blasted to pieces by the impact. But the first time you successfully make nitro and burn-test is equal to losing your virginity in terms of satisfaction and glee. Well when you're 14 it certainly is.
So many memories....

sweet - that sounds cool. I never got into the pyrotechics or munitions myself - that's on the list for the next few years - I've had the anarchists cookbook sitting to be used for like 8 years.

Rangrz - you could tell this dude only if he grants you some kinda favour, or monetary compensation, for the fawning - A favour sounds like the way to go though. Make sure you just very dom and he knows who boss, that you're only interested in providing him with what he wants so he can give you what you want, not any real homo action - sounds like he would lap that shit up (you seen Filth And Wisdom - Madonna's film?)

 

[rangrz]

No, I've not seen that film. Your suggestion is the same as what Ms.G suggested. Monetary compensation in the way of buying me drinks/food could work... or buying me stuff. But shit... I don't want to be essentially a financial Dom for a gay man with a fetish I don't even like...

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

You might not mind it, plus you can cross it off your done list, especially if he can get you something that you couldn't get elsewhere. Otherwise it's totally not worth it.

EDIT: oh yeah and I recommend you do see the film, given your kinks. I think you'd find it hilarious. If you like the band Gogol Bordello then that would also make it a potentially good film for ya.

 

[rangrz]

Hmm, well I consider it..I'll talk to Ms.G about it.

I'll perhaps check the film out, if I remember to DL it next time I have a decent connection

 

[kaywholed]

No go on rangrz, I wanna hear more about this...
What's the matter kaywholed?
If that creeps you out, imagine being on the receiving end of discussions about having sex with my cut-up corpse

I just think the SLR Social thread is not the appropriate place for talking about RDX based explosives...
too many things to list...
Thank you for reminding me, I have to finish my sketches of that...

Well, DSean is going to come up to kaywholed and be like "Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this little white boy. I don't think you is...but if you relax, it might not be so bad." Then DeSean straddles Kaywholed and puts the tip of monster bbc on his butthole. then he says "Take a deep breath, we doin this in one shot" and then pushes that bbc in, balls deep in one hard, fast thrust. Kaywholed can't really scream, cause Ms.G already put a dental retractor in his mouth. You know the kind...the ones that hold your mouth wide open and depress your tongue, but leave access to your mouth. But you can still hear kaywholed muffled moans. DeSean does this for about 15 minutes...while Ms.G decides to give kaywholed 12 cane strokes on the upper back during it, leaving those nice red stripes.

Then DeSean, getting near cumming, pulls out of his ass. Ms.G takes over with a big strap on. DeSean comes up around to Kaywholed face, and grabs his hair and pulls his head up. (Remember the dental reactor) Then he shoves his bbc..direct A2M, down kaywholed throat while stroking it with the on the other hand. Just as DeSean blows his huge, thick creamy load into Kaywholed helpless mouth, the stimulation of his prostate from Ms.G's strap on causes him to cum too...adding to the humiliation as he cums while taking a load from bbc A2M.

first I was like, ugg gross.

then I was like, meh, dats hawt, fapfapfap

 

[rangrz]

lololol. I cuntpasted it to Ms.G and she thought it was hot too...

What have I gotten myself into?

 

[Pagey]

Thank you for reminding me, I have to finish my sketches of that...

*shudder*

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

allllllllllright. that wasn't difficult

Hmm, well I consider it..I'll talk to Ms.G about it.

I'll perhaps check the film out, if I remember to DL it next time I have a decent connection

yea tis great film. sick and twisted and beautiful and funny

 

[rangrz]

excellent. Now, how do we get kaywholed to T.O. to be reamed out.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

hahahaha...oh fuck.

 

[soundsystem00]

So some chicks were dancing on me last night and I didn't really do much. I think one of them got pissed about it.

Also a flock of three girls stood over by me and a few smiles and I didn't so anything. Also another chick was sitting at the bar staring at me and I didn't do anything.

I was more there for the music but that have me a little ego boost and once I get more comfortable in that environment ill try to act more.

Any suggestions?

 

[Cohesion]

Great fun. There is nothing more sexy than aloof manner.

I'd suggest playing out any number of possibilities in your mind (from very beginning to very end). Choose your own adventure!

 

[coelophysis]

So some chicks were dancing on me last night and I didn't really do much. I think one of them got pissed about it.

Also a flock of three girls stood over by me and a few smiles and I didn't so anything. Also another chick was sitting at the bar staring at me and I didn't do anything.

I was more there for the music but that have me a little ego boost and once I get more comfortable in that environment ill try to act more.

Any suggestions?

Wait until it's a similar scenario except with dudes hawking you. Then make your move.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

^BWhahahaha great mirth for the morning

So some chicks were dancing on me last night and I didn't really do much. I think one of them got pissed about it.

Also a flock of three girls stood over by me and a few smiles and I didn't so anything. Also another chick was sitting at the bar staring at me and I didn't do anything.

I was more there for the music but that have me a little ego boost and once I get more comfortable in that environment ill try to act more.

Any suggestions?

any suggestions? bruv you have hit the jack pot - literally just TAKE YOUR PICK! No problem with gals not getting what they want. It's all good to be there for the music, that's why you should be there first and foremost generally, but if you see a gal who might be someone you could be friends with easily, then chat her up.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

^oh fair enough...a few friends downloaded it and made a whole bunch of stuff from it, impress at parties and all that - minor explosives, smoke bombs, napalm, etc - my knowledge of chemistry is not too bad - I've always been interested in chemistry since school, and just never got around to making things blow up - always been a fire starter, and a drug chemistry enthusiast, but never the pyrotechnics. Was hoping to have a laugh making some fireworks, some small explosions, shit like that. Meh - not the end of the world, not being able to do that.

Cheers for the heads up anyway. How you doing brother? How's everything at home?

 

[Pagey]

Jesus my parents are driving me crazy. Nothing like a few days back at home to make me remember why I escaped to another country in the first place. Blah.

 

[B1tO'RoughJack]

^aha. Yes, I know that one only too much. Remember what I said about allowing people to make us act negatively? Allow being the operative word. I know it's hard though when things are in chaos in the family unit.

Hope the rest of your day is better.