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^ Sorry that was pretty fuckin rude of that guy felix, not to respond to you. Allow me to welcome you. :D Sorry Newbieee, yeah he can be a real knob-jockeying wanker sometimes...




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Ohhhhhh... the knives are out tonight... :(

Anyway, I only really add to this complete and utter train-wreck of a thread when I'm feeling... emotional. Tired and emotional.

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And there's NEEEEEEIIIIGHHHH chance of that happening on a schoolnight, now is there??? :D
 
^ Is that all you ever say? You've made 21 posts with the word "hello" and nothing else... :\
 
^I was going to say something this morning, but I was too busy touching myself and waking up...give him a minute, he'll warm up.
 
Irn Bru sounds like something the three witches would make...

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble."

What's it taste like?
 
Hmmm...if a snowman is willing to kill a kid for Irn Bru then I definitely want to try some.

I am in NY, Long Island for the moment.
 
Hey Bauer, I was just wondering how your first night in charge went. Did you drink or take any drugs during your tenure? :X

As you will know by now, I run a tight ship around here. I will not tolerate not being drunk or not being on drugs while on the job. Random drug testing will take place to ensure this is complied with. A minimum blood/alcohol level of 72.31 must be maintained for an acceptable level of tard-dom. :D

Please let me know if anyone dissed your authoritah, and I will deal with them in the usual manner, i.e. by doing nothing.

BTW, New is in charge next time I feel like it. I think he's paid his dues, it's about time I gave the kid a break. %)
 
felixdahousekat said:
A minimum blood/alcohol level of 72.31 must be maintained for an acceptable level of tard-dom.
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Uh, are you sure you don't mean "dead-dom?"
 
Dunno, I pulled that number from the same place I pull all my statistics.

Come on man, I'm just a druggy, not a SCIENTIST!!!

In the interest of harm reduction, what number should I change it to? On the international scale of drunkenness, it would approximately equate to: 'drunk enough to tard well on NMI while still being able to type coherently'. :\

In other words, what I am right now. %)
 
felixdahousekat said:
Hey Bauer, I was just wondering how your first night in charge went. Did you drink or take any drugs during your tenure?
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it's been a little slow around these parts the last couple days, I managed to stay on top of my game with nugs and garlic chicken penne pizza (uber dank) from ian's (free pizza for this shameless plug can be sent to: 900 washington ave. se, minneapolis, mn, 55429) of madison, wi. I shopped around a bit and even tried to get some "welcome to our newest member"s to introduce themselves, but no one obliged--I'm lookin at you, Reminisce! :X

felixdahousekat said:
I will not tolerate not being drunk or not being on drugs while on the job. Random drug testing will take place to ensure this is complied with. A minimum blood/alcohol level of 72.31 must be maintained for an acceptable level of tard-dom.
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what is the optimal way to submit my UA over technology? I tried peeing into the disc drive but it only leaked back out onto my lap when i tried to eject my copy of doggystyle :\ advice is appreciated.
 
I <3 Watersports

Bauer095 said:
it's been a little slow around these parts the last couple days, I managed to stay on top of my game with nugs and garlic chicken penne pizza (uber dank) from ian's (free pizza for this shameless plug can be sent to: 900 washington ave. se, minneapolis, mn, 55429) of madison, wi. I shopped around a bit and even tried to get some "welcome to our newest member"s to introduce themselves, but no one obliged--I'm lookin at you, Reminisce! :X
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Oh well, at least you tried. I hope that's not your real address there by the way???

Bauer095 said:
what is the optimal way to submit my UA over technology? I tried peeing into the disc drive but it only leaked back out onto my lap when i tried to eject my copy of doggystyle :\ advice is appreciated.
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You want to send me some of your piss? I'm touched mate. Unfortunately the only piss I'm interested in is still warm and flowing from the genitals of a female of the species (any species). Maybe some other time. ;)
 
felixdahousekat said:
Unfortunately the only piss I'm interested in is still warm and flowing from the genitals of a female of the species (any species). Maybe some other time. ;)
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Dude, I finally found another guy who loves Aardvark piss as much as I do! You might be a scot, but you sure have good taste in urine!:)
 
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