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***Singles Thread*** - WE LOVE IT.

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^ Well theres still something to be said for leaving him speechless in the bedroom.
Unless you're a starfish as well. In which case run while you're dignity is still doing whatever its doing right now ;)

*catches women. checks pulse. rolls eyes at UAN - "Not funny ... but, err, try me again in a few more months"*
 
Yarni, I do hope your semi-serious post was mostly joking.

Don't be a fuckwit - you frequently astound me with your intelligence, and the pre-emptive strike is soooo 2005 ;)

Using words like that in every day parley is just pretentious, anyway ;););)
 
Naaaah im over the dating thing - "arrangements are so here so right now"!!!

hahahah

my latest "arrangement" and i accidentally find ourselves actually caring for each other. But due to circumstances nothing can actually ever happen in a relationship direction at all. I just LOVE the doomed aspect of it all - keeps me feeling free =D
 
TEXT MESSAGING WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME!

if ever there was a more frustrating and unrewarding form of communication, this would be it. I think addikal or macksta or someone else who is the shiznit once gave an extended diatribe on the evils of it, and they would be right.

It seriously is so lame. Spend time composing text, spend time debating whether to send text, send text, begin waiting.....skip to next day...continue waiting. No fucking response. KILL SOMEONE IN A TEXT MESSAGE INDUCED HOMICIDAL RAGE!!!! :X

Seriously.

It's the coward's way of communicating. From now on I am sticking to phone/email and carrier pigeon.
 
^ or talking to your navel

sometimes better value that way

"Santas navel says: "Hey Santa, heres some sport. Lets shit in someones Christmas stocking""
- The Anti-Christmas League
 
up all night said:
Yeah but Simon, wtf are you going to do with a non-drug user? Church? ;) Kidding babe, glad it's going so well!!
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Do her in a church? I'd love to! :D =D Right after I have lines of ecstasy off her naked body :D (Note to self - That is a fucking great idea for introducing this girl to drugs)

You're just jealous of her Yarni. But its ok, I don't blame you :D
 
Well i guess I'm back on a *valid* basis in here. Broke up with my girl last night. Never realised just how hard it is to break up with someone seeing as i'm usually on the recieving end and have only broken up with arseholes. So hard breaking things off with someone you actually care about and them being nothing but supportive, understanding and loving towards you :(
 
Short story = It just wasn't feeling "right" for me anymore. We were very different people living in opposite worlds wanting different things from the relationship and the future. I started to feel like i was "settling" and maybe even using her by staying with her as I was sure her feelings towards me were stronger than mine for her and I didn't think it was fair and that she desrved someone who felt more for her.
 
^ That sucks :(

Breakups are so much harder when they end on an amicable basis. Not that i am an expert on them, but i would so much prefer my (ex)partner to be angry > at least you can deal with that.

Having them all nice and understanding only make you feel like more of an arsehole.
 
Probably single by choice really, atm having a girlfriend doesn't fit into my goals in the immediate future. Because I would be starting something that I couldn't finish.
 
Yeah, gotta hate the single life. The monotonous freedoms really start to bore me after a while.

Btw, whos hot, single and up for wild monkey sex?

PM me, be original, all offers considered =D

;)
 
I'm both hot and single, but I'll pass on engaging in any kind of intimacy with monkeys.

or dogs.
 
well....i have a husband, a (sorta) boyfriend, an e-boyfriend, an oversexed pet and an overseas pen pal lover. Im so not single that technically I am single.
 
Innocuous said:
I'm both hot and single, but I'll pass on engaging in any kind of intimacy with monkeys.

or dogs.
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What? No doggy!?

Oh, well. Probably for the best then
 
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