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***Singles Thread*** - WE LOVE IT.

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FaTz

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***Singles Thread*** - CNC - Cunt'n'Boob Committee.

So, let's all discuss why we can't get love.

Why we prefer to be single, and thus lie to ourselves.

Or why we've finally realised no one else is good enough for us.

Or perhaps even you've FINALLY realised, that you're not good enough for anyone else, not even your own grandmother...
 
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i've gone through all stages...

I'm currently at stage Four. The "I think everyones a cunt and thus should die a horrible horrible death"=D
 
Well i'm recently single after a 6 year relationship, had bought a house, about to get married, all that shit.

Anyway being single is great fun, meet heaps of chicks and that but I think if the right kind of gal came along I probably wouldn't be single anymore.
 
^^ My sentiments precisley.

Being single IS fun. You develop relationships with people you may not have. You learn a lot about yourself. You understand yourself a lot better. It's just great all around.

But if I did meet the right girl, well, things may change. But as it stands, single and loving it :)
 
I want to make a career as a modern day geisha.

This may or may not be because I'm too emotionally stunted to enter a functional relationship ;)

In all seriousness, I couldn't agree with ruski more - down with serial monogamists!!!!! :D
 
Down with "WHy don't you call me as much anymore" or "You don't cuddle me anymore"... What do we want?????????? B-O-O-B-S
 
I would rather not be single but I cbf dating. It's too much hassle. I want to meet someone, skip the dating, start the pointless bickering and then get married all within about 24 hours.
 
FaTz said:
So, let's all discuss why we can't get love.

Why we prefer to be single, and thus lie to ourselves.

Or why we've finally realised no one else is good enough for us.

Or perhaps even you've FINALLY realised, that you're not good enough for anyone else, not even your own grandmother...
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What... Eh. Your good enough for anybody and everybody. Don't let anyone get you down. Get on that shnitzel and rock the world. You're the master of your own world.

I get heaps of love and I'm single. I was in a relationship for 2 1/2 years with a beautiful woman, shit didn't work out. At least she didn't take half. ;) Now it is just time to spread the wings and fly.

Now I wonder whether it is "Fairy Wings" or "Bat Wings"...
 
up all night said:
I would rather not be single but I cbf dating. It's too much hassle. I want to meet someone, skip the dating, start the pointless bickering and then get married all within about 24 hours.
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I DARE YOU!!!! ;)
 
Coaster_Roller said:
Well i'm recently single after a 6 year relationship, had bought a house, about to get married, all that shit.

Anyway being single is great fun, meet heaps of chicks and that but I think if the right kind of gal came along I probably wouldn't be single anymore.
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That is just it, people talk of marriage and all that union business. No amount of godsend can help you when the two people are just too different. They have nothing in common, don't get a long, have no shared direction, no shared interests. The whole opposites attract concept is flawed, just look at modern psychology, sociology and the study of behaviour. People congregate with others who have a similar outlook and similar values. So don't just get married for the sake of it, get married to someone who will move with you, go in your direction and you will go in their direction also. Compromise is half the challenge.
 
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So don't just get married for the sake of it, get married to someone who will move with you, go in your direction and you will go in their direction also. Compromise is half the challenge.
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Ooorrr you could meet them in a casino, get them drunk and marry them before they sober up. Come on! My idea has merit!
 
i'M DRUNK drunk,I mean still single.

I'm sik of the having to chaase women.So,I'll wait for women to chase me.............


Sits down ansd waits.......................................
 
up all night said:
Ooorrr you could meet them in a casino, get them drunk and marry them before they sober up. Come on! My idea has merit!
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Reminds me of the Simpsions episode when Ned & Homer get drunk and marry second wives in Las Vegas.
 
up all night said:
I would rather not be single but I cbf dating. It's too much hassle. I want to meet someone, skip the dating, start the pointless bickering and then get married all within about 24 hours.
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Same here ;) except skip the dating and move straight to the sex on tap!
 
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