***Singles Thread*** - WE LOVE IT.

[up all night]

Personally I think I'm looking pretty hot. Who wouldn't want a piece of that?

 

[katmeow]

Personally I think I'm looking pretty hot. Who wouldn't want a piece of that?

^ Can you stop using the singles thread as a place to pick up... it's just not the done thing.

 

[Mary Poppins]

So true. May I direct you to the feminist thread? Or perhaps one of zophen's polls?

 

[up all night]

You're ruining my mojo, kat. Go away.

 

[m4dd0g]

^ Can you stop using the singles thread as a place to pick up... it's just not the done thing.

You're so nasty when you moderate!

(call me!)

 

[doofqueen]

Which one?
*claps self on back for rememberin' such a classick*



Pfffft...
you don' even get my posts,
woman.

but you are not one of the simple ones

 

[breakyaself]

I have been single for exactly one year.
I am not girlfriend material.

 

[Benefit]

I'd open you like a can of meat.

 

[lady grey]

I have been single for exactly one year.
I am not girlfriend material.

Besides unserious flings here and there ive been single for almost 2 years. i definently must not be girlfriend material8(

 

[katmeow]

^ Essentially three years here.

omg, I suck at being a girlfriend

 

[Pop Popavich]

Having been single for over 2 years now, I can categorically say that I am definitely not girlfriend material.

 

[katmeow]

^ That's not what fatz told me

 

[Pop Popavich]

^ Being someone's bitch doesn't count.

 

[FaTz]

He likes it when I cry for him =(

I've been single forrrrrrrrrrrrrr... well it's been about 18 months now (I think), and that's without including a really really fucked up engagement I had that lasted 3 months in between it...

I know for a fact I'm defifnatly not boyfriend material. But hey, we'll see, surely theres' someone out there that's stupid enough.

 

[zephyr]

I want to find a host to form a parasitic relationship with...I want all the benefits without actually doing any of the hard yards myself.

I am a tapeworm.

 

[Beatlebot]

Hard yards in relationships? Bah. Zephyr, there ar planty of fellas who would love to be with you. You are no tapeworm. You are gorgeous.

Now stop being a sillyhead!

 

[NickyJ]

Oh Boo Fucking Hoo, all of you! :D

I kinda feel like my single life is about to come to an end so I'm making the absolute most of it while I still can. And loving it :D

 

[up all night]

Yeah but Simon, wtf are you going to do with a non-drug user? Church? Kidding babe, glad it's going so well!!

In a semi-serious singles (who doesn't love alliteration?) thread post I've decided that the man I've been (not so) secretly lusting over these past six months is way too smart for me and I'm going to save him the hassle of discovering his boredom by just not seeing him when he gets back to Sydney. Seriously, he uses words like somnambulism as if it's totally normal. My response is usually, 'hahahahahahaha yeah I agree. I'm drunk.'

 

[m4dd0g]

^ I call shenanigans on your bullshit logic
You're predicting what his needs are and therefore running away. And thats what its really about hmm ?

Me? Im glad i asked: I'd just like to meet someone i like
(not that girls are throwing themselves at me like i just stepped off stage at a Beatles concert)

 

[up all night]

Yeah you're right. It's perhaps more to do with my hatred of feeling completely out of my depth in conversation than it is to do with not wanting to waste his time. Still, sentiments the same.

*throws women at Maddog cos we're all Lennon on the inside*