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***Singles Thread*** - WE LOVE IT.

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nickyj said:
Dear Fiends 'R' Us,
Would you date a police prosecutor?
Srsly.

On a less serious note, are you aroused by zephyr's avatar?


TIA! :)
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1. Yep. They get all the good drugs (having dated one i can say for sures)
2. Yes - i usually rub my groin on the screen when i see it
 
^ Wow! Thanks! :D I tried (subtley) to get her to admit to using drugs last night but she didn't and didn't seem like she was on them so I'm ASSuming she's a puritan at this stage :\


And the groin rubbing ain't bad either :D
 
What do you do when you've found the perfect fuck buddy but you don't know how to convey this to them?

The one problem with the fact that he is perfect is that I am attracted to him, do like him (I don't think I could even have an FB that I wasn't attracted to) to a certain extent. However, he is so directly opposite of someone I would normally like, and is so busy/unattainable that there theoretically is no chance of me getting in over my head simply because I wouldn't have the opportunity to.

I even ironed my shirt for him....that MEANS something!;)

And in conclusion. Older men rock! I am so sick of immature freaks who wouldn't know what they wanted if it smacked them in the face....sure I might be one of them, but the point is, if someone is willing to take charge then I'm willing to follow :D
 
Congratz on the satisfaction!
Im usually the older man FB - and yes, we rock, just ask us ;)

Um, say: you're not bad in the sack, i think i'll keep you round. ?

FBs only really work if you get the ground rules sorted out (even more so then in a relationship). In general (not to you specifically mz p)
Is it a FB relationship or reoccurring one offs that youve avoided talking about?
Is it open? (lots of extra rules here)
Are you really after something more?
What happens if either of you meets someone?
Rules of engagement?
What do you tell everyone else?
The safe sex talk
etc

Then you can get on with screwing each others brains out in which ever foul and depraved way gets you both off the most.
 
Mary Poppins said:
And in conclusion. Older men rock! I am so sick of immature freaks who wouldn't know what they wanted if it smacked them in the face....sure I might be one of them, but the point is, if someone is willing to take charge then I'm willing to follow :D
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I used to think older men rocked, but older to me would be very bloody old to you I suppose. How old is he?

Im seeing a 24 yo at the moment and have no complaints whatsoever...granted most of that time we've been on a megatonne of drugs or scattered, but fun regardless!

I hate the bit where you dont know how serious things are. :\
 
So m4dd0g and I are the only ones that get aroused by Liz's avatar? :\

You're all missing out! :D
 
nah i am too ;)

so ummm ok can i get matched up when maybe i'm not actually single? hehe

which brings me to this point - why the hell is it that you get more offers when you are not single then when you are? *tears hair out* I don't understand men and i thought they were fairly simple creatures :p
 
*walks back into thread whimpering with my tail between my legs*

no matter what people say, dating is not a good idea

doofqueen .... maybe its cos people are heaps more relaxed and comfortable when they are not single? they arent on the prowl - not on the offensive
 
^ agreed

dating is like KFC

you eat it and for a brief instant it tastes good, but then it makes you feel greasy and ill. so you think to yourself: 'why the hell did i do that??' and vow off it for life.

weeks pass ...

one day you go by a KFC store and you (stupidly) think to yourself: 'yeah, thats exactly what i need!!'
goto 10
 
M4ddog - good analogy!

yep its a GREAT thing dating8)
unforuantly you have to meet a few wrong people so when you meet the right one, you know how greatful to be
 
Nah, I'm just giving up completly...

I thought I was ready for a relationship, but in all honesty, I really can't be fucked with the whole getting thier part.

Beit that I'm slack, lazy or even that I give up easilly. But ooh well, shit happens.
 
^ thats the bit that really does suck. If you can skip the beginning anxious "does he/she like me or not" bullshit bit and just get to the point where you are all relaxed etc etc then things would be a lot easier.

Maybe going out with a blow up doll is the answer- just put em away when youre done and bring out when you get a bit horny.
 
haha, unfortunatly the horny part isn't a problem.

I dunno, giving up seems a lot easier, especially when you've done it ur whole life.

People think giving up is a sign of weekness, I believe giving up and being able to live with that is a much harder task than trying =D
 
Word: I believe it was the philosopher HOMER who once said: "If somethings too hard to do then its not worth doing".
 
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