***Singles Thread*** - WE LOVE IT.

[zephyr]

^ just as long as I am in the waiting list for a fake relationship back up plan with someone who barely tolerates me, Im set! woohoo! :D

 

[princess_kitti]

ive decided i need a rent-a-boyfriend

Just to go away on holidays with

and occassionally go out to dinner with

a real one would interfere with my life too much hahah

 

[Miss Peks]

ive decided i need a rent-a-boyfriend

Just to go away on holidays with

and occassionally go out to dinner with

a real one would interfere with my life too much hahah

Sounds more like you need a fuck buddy! Rent a boyfriend isn't a bad idea though. Can I steal it for a business idea? :D

 

[Pop Popavich]

^ They already have them, they're called escorts.

 

[Doppelganger]

Lol!

 

[Samadhi]

^hehe +1

(although, i prefer the term "Gentlemen of the Night")

 

[katmeow]

^ Hire a Hubby?

 

[Leprechaun]

^hehe +1

(although, i prefer the term "Gentlemen of the Night")

Hmmm. Indeed, that is a very eloquent way of putting it.

 

[Leprechaun]

 

[sassylx]

dang, so im like, officially single now. I had a 'casual bf thing' for a bit, guess it didnt work out :S

so ah... whats new in singledom?

 

[princess_kitti]

^^ hmm lets see

"gentlemen of the night"
"escort"
"rent a boyfriend" hahah

Pekkie, please steal for a business idea - then i might be guaranteed some quality hahaha

Nuh i don't want a F.B ---- they wouldn't be romantic

I want someone who is around when i want them around (not very much) and romantic .... i guess im just wishing upon stars and all that

 

[lady grey]

^^ A flirty best guy friend is almost just as good:D

 

[FaTz]

I need a girl I can lock away and pull her out at certain times like when I'm on the couch and need a joint rolled, or when I need stuff from the shop etc

Am I asking for too much

 

[princess_kitti]

^^ A flirty best guy friend is almost just as good:D

AGREED!!! and i have lots of them so im spoilt 8) %)

 

[Wacky]

I need a girl I can lock away and pull her out at certain times like when I'm on the couch and need a joint rolled, or when I need stuff from the shop etc

Am I asking for too much

Get a maid.

The asking price maybe too much,but if you are willing to pay the price, it could be worth it :D

 

[FaTz]

But do maids mind being locked up

 

[princess_kitti]

I want a French maid

 

[FaTz]

I want a maid dressed up in a cat suit.

I'll call her "Fresh Pussy"

She'll clean, get me stuff, roll me joints and occasionally I'll take her into the Boudior...

 

[m4dd0g]

^^ A flirty best guy friend is almost just as good:D

Up until you get drunk and jump them

 

[FaTz]

Up until you get drunk and jump them

You said you WERN'T drunk. You said you enjoyed it, I cried for you man, I gave you everything, I even did that thing you like me doing with the baseball bat..... :'(