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Singles thread - home of the quirky alone!?? :p

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pops always has this really satisfied smirk when he saunters out of Fatz's room. I wonder what goes on in there!
 
So i guess im outa here.

Theres this tall/skinny/blonde/fembot girl (think 'simply irresistible') ive been seeing a lot lately. She lives in the same street as i work, works near where i live and lunches in the same places as me. I havnt actually talked to her but I've seen her at least twice a day for the last year which is far more often than any gf ive ever had.

So i figure we must be going out (amazing how it sneaks up on you when you least expect it) :\

So far its going really well. She doesnt get on my nerves, she gives me all the freedoms i want, we dont argue, she always looks her best (it really makes me feel special when they make an effort). I think this may just work!

Seeya suckers!
 
^ ....

"Newsflash! A young chap by the name Maddog has been seen quite continuously stalking a young lady by the name of ...... When questioned, Maddog claims she is indeed his girlfriend. The lady has told us otherwise and has filed for a restraining order."
 
So anyway, like this friend of mine has this like problem... maybe you guys can give me, I mean, um, her, some advice.

So anyway. What's worse, calling a girl back and having to admit that whilst yes you did have a great time the other night and, yeah the sex was great, and oh tottaly you think she's awesome... you don't remember her name OR not calling them back when you said you would?

Not that I'd ever do that mind, but this freind of mine, you know, what a total trashbag.
 
^ Does it rhyme with a female body part?

....hopefully your friend can either con someone else into calling her and tricking her out of her name or explain that names arent really important anyway and how dare she put such importance on trivial matters such as identity?
 
I don't even have that much to go on. It might rhyme with 'Leah'.... Mmm, so Seinfield.

Nevermind. I've msgd her already (mesaging, the cowards phone call.) I'm going with honesty.
 
Put your phone on private number, call her, and hope she answers with "Hello, Hotgirlsname speaking"

And if not, do a "Is that Brenda? No? Sorry who have I called?" and hope she'll tell you then.
 
Oooh this is tough considering you have slept with her and all Innocuous.

I know... call her, and when she picks up and says hello.... you say Hello? as if you don't recognise the voice.... then say "who's this???" in a really startled tone and when she says her name, just cover it by going "Man you sounded so completely different then. Sorry.... phew! Thought i had the wrong number for a minute"

I have actually done that and it worked.... you gotta be able to act a bit though. ;)
 
drugfukkdrockstar said:
Oooh this is tough considering you have slept with her and all Innocuous.

I know... call her, and when she picks up and says hello.... you say Hello? as if you don't recognise the voice.... then say "who's this???" in a really startled tone and when she says her name, just cover it by going "Man you sounded so completely different then. Sorry.... phew! Thought i had the wrong number for a minute"

I have actually done that and it worked.... you gotta be able to act a bit though. ;)
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Just ring up and say: 'Look I cant remember your name so Ive decided to call you ... Kate. Its a great name and i'm sure you'll get used to it after a while"

In other news: im almost certain my anonymous gf doesnt like any of you
 
^ Actually, im pretty sure she would say: 'psychik is a nice girl. Its shame about not having a sense of humor though' ;)

She is very astute (in my mind)
 
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^ Actually, im pretty sure she would say: 'psychik is a nice girl. Its shame about not having a sense of humor though' ;)

She is very astute (in my mind)
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Ohh so your pretend gitlfriend was joking? Ohhh... thats ok then. ;)
So are you gonna let her sign up on bluelight and meet us all?
 
Yarni, be nice. I'm very sensitive okay.

First you tell me I'm getting fat then you call me a slut, I mean, I'm starting to feel like you don't like me.

:(
 
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