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Singles thread - home of the quirky alone!?? :p

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So what’s a fairly sexual kinda girl supposed to do when she starts seeing someone she really likes, looses interest in everyone else she has been dating, is over just having playmates and is thinking of having something “serious” with this guy (he has totally changed her mind about her “no relationship faze”) and he tells her that he has reconnected to his faith recently and that if they were to pursue a relationship there would be no sex before marriage? This is doomed huh? :\
 
God damn it :( Someone tell me it will work... I really want it to :(

Hey maybe i can change his mind.... I can be pretty persuasive *winky winky* hehe
 
It won't be much fun if he feels guilty afterwards, and blames you for his transgression.
 
Fuck! :(

- well actually - no, there will be none of that it seems....

I was talking to an ex today via sms and briefly spoke about the situation and she said it was "so me" - that i always seem to want what i can't have.....

gah - maybe it could work... i could go to church and stuff.... sex isn't THAT important? Maybe i'll want to get married....

ummmmm
 
doofqueen said:
gah - maybe it could work... i could go to church and stuff.... sex isn't THAT important? Maybe i'll want to get married....

ummmmm
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No. He says it's a modern church but that just means they are crazed recuiter converter types that play rock music in an effort to seem cool. Believe me, these churches are not permissive of alternative lifestyles. Ask him if his church accepts openly gay parishoners.

They are no better than evangelists, and this is what evangelists do:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8877708936425212842&q=jesus+camp+duration:long
 
^^^ I put this in my LJ but this seems appropriate for her at this time after that comment ;)

THE LORDS PRAYER

My vibrator which brings me heaven
rabbit be thy name
till kingdom come
thy will makest me cum
on earth with eyes up to heaven
give me this day my daily thrill
and forgive me my screams
as i forgive flat batteries
lead me not into temptation
but deliver me from frustration
for the divine is the rotation
the power and the buzzing forever
and ever
No men!

=D

zephyr said:
If sex isnt important to you then yes, get married. :\
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yeah fuck that hey... seriously I don't know what I was thinking. Am breaking things off and telling him that it's not going to work....
 
^^ lol! @ that prayer
no way could i have been single as long as i have been without my vibrator
 
Do it Doofqueen... When i was single and dating, i met a guy, we dated and then we had sex. He told me, AFTER the fact, that he was a Christian and he had been a virgin. He then started telling me that God had sent me to him, and that he had a direct connection to Jesus (whatever the fuck that means - cuckoo).

He then started bringing books over about his religion.

I broke it off with him... He was really upset, but i simply said that he'd mislead me, i was only wanting some fun, he indicated he was after similar, and he should have told me that he was a VIRGIN and waiting for the right woman. :\

It sucked, because he totally misled me. He seemed like such a bad boy... tatts, piercings, played drums and bass, was in a band. I found out afterwards that the band was a "Christian" rock band. I'd only heard the music, no lyrics by that stage... it sounded very RATM, which was awesome.

Jesus is alright by meeeeee... Jesus is alright by meeeee!

=D
 
^ Having sex with a christian is worse than having sex with a BLer. I hope you thoroughly disinfected your vag after
 
stephaniesomewhere said:
I love it when I am single and the hot dutch man turns up....
so very sexy...
*melts*
;)
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Are you talking about me? :D
 
samadhi said:
Do it Doofqueen... When i was single and dating, i met a guy, we dated and then we had sex. He told me, AFTER the fact, that he was a Christian and he had been a virgin. He then started telling me that God had sent me to him, and that he had a direct connection to Jesus (whatever the fuck that means - cuckoo).
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Did you have any idea he might be a virgin during or in the mist of the act? ;)

Thats so funny though, I bet he wasn't thinking of jesus that night!
 
raverchik said:
Did you have any idea he might be a virgin during or in the mist of the act? ;)

Thats so funny though, I bet he wasn't thinking of jesus that night!
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after having dissappeared for a while i had to comment on this and ask...

was there an: Oh God! oh God! Yes yes yes! said?
 
nickyj said:
^ Having sex with a christian is worse than having sex with a BLer. I hope you thoroughly disinfected your vag after
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But he was a virgin. Therefore, she could go bareback without ever having to worry about catching STD's!

Hey, at least they didn't meet at a Dungeons and Dragons club.

*sigh* Why did they cancel Life Support? Such an awesome show.
 
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