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***Singles Thread*** A kit kat chunky stole my relationship!

ValeTudo said:
I actually enjoy being single. I eat what i want, sleep where i want, go out when i want - my married friends are all dickhead-haircut-having golf-playing triple-mortgage-paying tarago-driving no-sex-getting job-having wankers! single = sweet. *assures self*
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Really? ewww... i'd cut of my nipples before Mr Samadhi turned into that... or myself for that matter. :\
 
Indeed ~ thus the basis of my fear ~ keep distance mother!

Consider the following scenario:

VT: WHAT YOU UPTO
Friend: Oh i am watch better homes & gardens with the Mrs, youself!?
VT: OH YOU KNOW RACKED COKE FROM A CHEAP HOOKERS ASS AND RODE AN ELEPHANT OVER MY OWN CAR
Friend: that's .. nice *faint sound of wife hanging up phone*

It absolutely fucking scandalous! they're all geeks. viva la single-life ~
 
lol Valetudo: I told my family I was gay so they'd stop trying to set me up with old men.

Thank god my sister got pregnant the next year otherwise I'd be having trouble explaining where my hot tall blonde gal sam was.
 
sydkiwi said:
lol Valetudo: I told my family I was gay so they'd stop trying to set me up with old men.

Thank god my sister got pregnant the next year otherwise I'd be having trouble explaining where my hot tall blonde gal sam was.
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8o =D
How did they take to you 'coming out'?
 
ValeTudo said:
Indeed ~ thus the basis of my fear ~ keep distance mother!

Consider the following scenario:

VT: WHAT YOU UPTO
Friend: Oh i am watch better homes & gardens with the Mrs, youself!?
VT: OH YOU KNOW RACKED COKE FROM A CHEAP HOOKERS ASS AND RODE AN ELEPHANT OVER MY OWN CAR
Friend: that's .. nice *faint sound of wife hanging up phone*

It absolutely fucking scandalous! they're all geeks. viva la single-life ~
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Without Better Homes and Gardens I wouldn't know how to make a good compost heap or reupholster cane lounges. It's a very important show.

So, I'm not sure how old everyone is, but does anyone else think about whether the person they're dating would make a good spouse? At the ripe old age of 24 I've found myself doing this and it's freaking the crap out of me.
 
If I was in a relationship, also being 24, I would probably be thinking about it.

Can't destroy myself forever I guess!

To quote Stevo from the best movie ever (SLC Punk!)

So what else could I do?
I mean, there's no future in anarchy.

But when I was into it
there was never a thought of the future.

We were certain the world was gonna end.
When it didn't, I had to do something.

So fuck it.
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up all night said:
So, I'm not sure how old everyone is, but does anyone else think about whether the person they're dating would make a good spouse?
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Um, no

*checks thread title*

What a retard

;)
 
lostpunk5545 said:
So what else could I do?
I mean, there's no future in anarchy.

But when I was into it
there was never a thought of the future.

We were certain the world was gonna end.
When it didn't, I had to do something.

So fuck it.
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That quote is the gold standard by which others should hope to be measured

up all night said:
Without Better Homes and Gardens I wouldn't know how to make a good compost heap or reupholster cane lounges. It's a very important show.
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There's nothing sexier than a competently upholstered cane chair. Touche!
 
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My prosecutor had a go at me for alledgedly saying that I hate kids and I never want to get married on our 1st date. I don't recall saying such things so I was free to argue with her :D

I most likely did say those things tho :o But on the next date she's going to hear the exact opposite because thats what she wants to hear. OMG! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS!!! Like srsly, its what I live for! :D

She puts the cute in prosecutor. I can't wait to get drunk and use that line on her :D


(I'm working on the ASSumption that Yarni isn't going to cut my grass :X)
 
gher said:
8o =D
How did they take to you 'coming out'?
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I some how doubt they believed me

Like I said thank god my sister got pregnant so I didn't have to endure another xmas of "I know this lovely guy at work whos single..."
 
ValeTudo said:
Having said that,
my mother has "decided" she wants grandchildren so it's time i get married. any catholic man on this board know what im talking about.. it's generally a sign to remain at least several continents away until the clucky period passes 8)
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Knock up some foriegn Muslim, that should satisfy your mum's cravings for a while. ;)
 
iamtha1 said:
Ah that takes me back... ;) I do agree actually that it depends on the person, because at the start 1234 wrote an essay-length post in this thread proclaiming how we were together and I was so so embarrassed!

Damn I wish I could find that post. It was great! :D

But anyway when we mutually ended, the 'break-up' post was by me that was 1 line: 'We tried to make it work, it didn't, but it was fun.' He he.

Bluelight being a public place where we both lurk, I think it's pretty poor form to turn private stuff into an online thing. Lucky for us it was always cool and he is still one of my close friends/fag hag/drug pig/awesome dude. Even if he's always getting beaten up!
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ah, emotional excess, love that shit!

seriously though, despite my not knowing how to present that to the (bluelight) public originally it all worked out fine. we tried for a short time to see if it might work because it made sense that it might, but it turned out that we were, sadly, just two beautiful people brought together but just as inevitably separated by circumstance ;)

and moe: actually, i don't need a girlfriend. in fact just the opposite. i'm so fucking adverse to people (case in point nay being the best person ever and us getting on like a house on fire but it still not being ... quite ... right - for either of us) that what i really need is a frontal lobotomy and a psychiatrist.

a blowjob too, but.

i have a few prospects right now, but i don't see the point. in the past i've tried to force myself into situations because i've assumed that the default "relationship" position should be so, but that doesn't seem right. why can't i actually just be happy single? i still get laid, i'm as happy or more than i've ever been *in* a relationship, and i have a bunch of spare time.

why try to convince yourself that you're lonely when you're actually not? it's a weird situation, but i honestly prefer it this way; i think society just tries to convince us otherwise.
 
well put and very similar to me except for 2 things, which are probably both brought about by your circumstance + a bit more exp

i dont get laid - not by lack of opportunity, just dont think the fallout isnt worth it anymore
i am happy single - after some reflection and a sprinkling of epiphanies i discovered i am a lot happier than i gave myself credit for. specifically, "my life is mine to do what i will" and upon truly realising that i revel in it
 
Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.
- Benjamin Franklin

when i start thinking that im unhappy because i am single i remind myself of this


justsayknow said:
yep sarastic
sorry should have made the 8) face

Just envious. Wishing I had the luxury to be abstinent by choice. It makes it kinda confusing you know wanting to get laid badly but also wanting to find the right person.

Thanks for your encouragement. Im sure I'll get over it.

I am adjusting slowly. I just kinda went for the "this break up isnt going to affect me Im going to find someone even better and fuck their brains out" approach. Needless to say it didnt happen
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i envy you having had a 6 your relationship:) ive never been able to experience the "long term relationship". We all envy what we dont have ;) Being able to get as much no strings attached sex as id like is not all its cracked upto be. Not when its been an ongoing thing for years, im sick of not being able to feel anything for anyone. Im sick of being casual sex chick. Im sick of my high standards. *whinge whinge whinge* lol
 
you can enjoy being single and not have casual sex ... i've had horrible experiences in the past with fuck-buddys and if i like a girl enough to screw on the first night, i generally want to see them after that (but understand if they just want the one nighter) ... since ive been travelling i've had two really intense, crash-course mini-relationships where i genuinely felt sad to be moving on and felt like i was breaking up ... even though neither girl would have considered me a boyfriend ... hahaha, im probably the opposite to you, i get attached too easily sometimes =D

i am currently enjoying the single life, but would probably take a good relationship if one came along.
 
I think it really sux that if i want to sleep with someone on a first date (even if it's obvious that both just want a FB relationship) - and why shouldn't i if thats what i want?- i still get looked upon as easy because i'm female while a man gets a pat on the back. Age old argument i know and i rant about it all the time but why the fuck do women with high sex drives have to hold off for sex and not be "respected in the morning" while men just go on their merry way cos they have "scored" gah! Suppose it comes down to the chase?
 
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