Naughtiest_Maximus
Bluelighter
Garry and Barry are having a big night out down the pub when after a few too many Barry suddenly spews all down the front of his new shirt. Horrified he looks at his mate Garry and says " what the hell am i going to do now, when i get home my missus is going to kill me" Barry being the smart man that he is replies " don''t worry just put $20 in your top pocket and when you get home tell your wife that some idiot was sick all over you, but at least they offered to pay for the dry cleaning". "Brilliant" says Garry " might as well knock a few more back for the road"
Garry finally arrives home, walks through the front door when his wife takes one look at the state of him and hits the roof. " It's o.k darling it wasn't me' he says " some young bloke was sick all over my shirt, he even offered to pay $20 for the dry cleaning, it's in my top pocket"! His wife walks over and reaches into his top pocket, " hey i thought you said he offered to pay 20 dollars, there's 40 bucks here". " Oh yeah he shit in my pants as well".
Garry finally arrives home, walks through the front door when his wife takes one look at the state of him and hits the roof. " It's o.k darling it wasn't me' he says " some young bloke was sick all over my shirt, he even offered to pay $20 for the dry cleaning, it's in my top pocket"! His wife walks over and reaches into his top pocket, " hey i thought you said he offered to pay 20 dollars, there's 40 bucks here". " Oh yeah he shit in my pants as well".
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