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shout out to BlindHelperMonkey!!! oi oi. ..

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Hey guys I am a long time stalker of this forum. Very lazy and have never been quite physically ducked to sign up. However today after scoring with my mate. He said we could go to his mates for a dig 'don't know his mate' however the guy who lives in the house let us in and there was another guy was with him who I just seemed to click with straight away. We were having a good chat about things when somehow our conversation turned to blue light. He was naming all these familiar names of regulars on hers when I asked what his username was. To which he replied in his seductive, earth-shatteringly beautiful, Durley accent. I'm BBM. Not only had I never met a BEER before the one responsible for hours of argumentative entertainment was stood before me. And I, (without sounding like an are kisser.) Must say what a nice, friendly, down-to-earth guy he really is and that I thoroughly enjoyed meeting you and I sincerely hope that few units I have you took your rattle off. :).
Btw BHP. I told you I would register here so we could keep in touch. Do me a favour
Though Bro. Can you
Add me on here as I can't figure out how to bring up someone else's
Profile using the search bar. I case ya Don't remember
Which I'm sure
You will. I will say we met at your mate Mally house tonight.
But I won't say what town
Incase for some reason you don't want people on the Internet to know your whereabouts. Anyway stay safe pal and peace to you and all the lovely EADD'ers?

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Fuck. Just noticed that it's riddled with spelling errors due to the spell check on my miss e's phone which I More having to use to write this.
Me and the misses are storming
Through 5 bags of amazing drone, without doubt the very best since the preban stuff. Maybe even on par. So I really can't be arsed to go back and spellcheck all that text. You should get the jist °!!!!!!!



Peace X
 
They weigh about 0.4g each bud. Nobody sells grams here, it's strange. Everyone calls it dog too. Weird but at least it's better than meow meow. We are about 2 thirds of the way through the second bag shammy. All I'ved. If you let me know how to upload a pic on here I will take a snap to post on here of it. :) x
 
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I feel sorry for BlindHelperMonkey, I think he may be a lot nicer than we give him credit for and an intelligent bloke. Why he needs this type of attention I'll never know.

Love your mum Mrs Monkey <3x
 
For a second I thought the thread was genuine, but he lost me here:

Hoof Hearted? said:
To which he replied in his seductive, earth-shatteringly beautiful, Durley accent
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kate said:
I feel sorry for BlindHelperMonkey, I think he may be a lot nicer than we give him credit for and an intelligent bloke. Why he needs this type of attention I'll never know.

Love your mum Mrs Monkey <3x
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cheers kate, much appreciated. just one quick question though.. why on earth are you referring my mom? genuinely bemused




other than that, keep up the good work sherlocks. no flies on you lot... fleas perhaps, but definitely no flies. have fun now, muah etc
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
cheers kate, much appreciated. just one quick question though.. why on earth are you referring my mom? genuinely bemused/
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Aww flower sometimes I come over all maternal about you lot - even you YES 8( I often wonder what makes you tick and why you post the type of stuff you do, all that negativity, I think what's he lashing out against, who, what, why. It sounds like hard work... Anyhoo there you have it,I ponder you <3 and wish you well petal x
 
Im cringing looking at this now lol, sorry guys was spangled and exited to have met a BLer. Nice to meet you anyway mate, you still down here?
 
I've made many a cringe worthy posts Hoof Hearted ( what an unusual nick what does it mean?) Also Sam i'm curious about that Farmer page.... why is it funny? Telll meeeee,
 
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