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I don't think that counts as shop lifting as he was only promoting his autobiography
I still haven't gotten around to read it ,by all acounts it's a hefty tome
 
Well, hell, the statue of limitations has run out by now. When I was a teenager, the local post office lobby was open after hours ( all night I guess?). They had a pen you could use with a small chain attached to the desk, with a sign above it saying "Warning: Federal offense to steal Federal Property. Punishable by up to 3 years in jail"
It turned out to be a pretty lousy pen.
 
Well, hell, the statue of limitations has run out by now. When I was a teenager, the local post office lobby was open after hours ( all night I guess?). They had a pen you could use with a small chain attached to the desk, with a sign above it saying "Warning: Federal offense to steal Federal Property. Punishable by up to 3 years in jail"
It turned out to be a pretty lousy pen.
They always are
I'm sure that's why a well known DIY wholesaler went digital because everyone was stealing there pencils ,I did anyway🤣
 
When I was about 13/14, I had a nice little side hustle of stealing porno mags from the top shelf of various newsagents, then selling them on the school bus the next day :LOL:

We had a… developmentally challenged friend around 19/20 when we were just around 12/13. We used to get him to buy jazz mags for us and would sell them at school once we were “done” with them :o
 
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We had a… developmentally challenged friend around 19/20 when we were just around 12/13. We used to get him to but jazz mags for us and would sell them at school once we were “done” with them :o
Was it an easy read ,nothing worse when you struggle to turn the page😂
 
But when I was younger I used to go into the college library and look at nude pictures of people with horrible diseases in the medical textbooks. Really horrible things like cancer and elephantiasis of the balls.
Sex was a very traumatic idea when I was a little kid!
Sorry, I guess I'm off topic. Back to shoplifting!
 
I remember the first picture I saw of people fucking .Some friend brought it to school. It was anxiety provoking for me because I just didn't see how I was going to be able to get myself into that awkward position.
season 1 lol GIF by Love Island Australia
 
But when I was younger I used to go into the college library and look at nude pictures of people with horrible diseases in the medical textbooks. Really horrible things like cancer and elephantiasis of the balls.
Sex was a very traumatic idea when I was a little kid!
Sorry, I guess I'm off topic. Back to shoplifting!
Ha, u copped this from the movie loser.
 
Do you still have this sexy piece of cardboard. I'd like to buy.
No ,as far as I know he got folded up and chucked ,he may have gotten asked to leave for not buying any drinks or food
He might still be around for all I know ,looking for a light for a cigarette
 
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