Shoplifting

[lost weekend]

I don't think that counts as shop lifting as he was only promoting his autobiography
I still haven't gotten around to read it ,by all acounts it's a hefty tome

 

[chippermonk]

Well, hell, the statue of limitations has run out by now. When I was a teenager, the local post office lobby was open after hours ( all night I guess?). They had a pen you could use with a small chain attached to the desk, with a sign above it saying "Warning: Federal offense to steal Federal Property. Punishable by up to 3 years in jail"
It turned out to be a pretty lousy pen.

 

[chippermonk]

I once stole a cardboard cut out of David Beckham from Tesco ,put him in a taxi and took him to local boozer and sat him at bar
Cut a hole for a fag in his mouth as well

I bet lots of customers were ready to buy him a drink

 

[lost weekend]

Well, hell, the statue of limitations has run out by now. When I was a teenager, the local post office lobby was open after hours ( all night I guess?). They had a pen you could use with a small chain attached to the desk, with a sign above it saying "Warning: Federal offense to steal Federal Property. Punishable by up to 3 years in jail"
It turned out to be a pretty lousy pen.

They always are
I'm sure that's why a well known DIY wholesaler went digital because everyone was stealing there pencils ,I did anyway

 

[lost weekend]

I bet lots of customers were ready to buy him a drink

I don't remember to much about it apart from trying to persuade the taxi driver he was my mate

 

[Shambles]

When I was about 13/14, I had a nice little side hustle of stealing porno mags from the top shelf of various newsagents, then selling them on the school bus the next day

We had a… developmentally challenged friend around 19/20 when we were just around 12/13. We used to get him to buy jazz mags for us and would sell them at school once we were “done” with them

 

[lost weekend]

We had a… developmentally challenged friend around 19/20 when we were just around 12/13. We used to get him to but jazz mags for us and would sell them at school once we were “done” with them

Was it an easy read ,nothing worse when you struggle to turn the page

 

[lost weekend]

It took me all my courage to buy an adult magazine in my late teens ,I kept walking past the entrance building up my mettle

 

[Shambles]

Was it an easy read ,nothing worse when you struggle to turn the page

Discount if more than half the pages are stuck together.

 

[lost weekend]

Discount if more than half the pages are stuck together.

The articles or stories were the most arousing part of the magazine, appart from the naked pictures of men I mean women

 

[chippermonk]

I remember the first picture I saw of people fucking .Some friend brought it to school. It was anxiety provoking for me because I just didn't see how I was going to be able to get myself into that awkward position.

 

[chippermonk]

But when I was younger I used to go into the college library and look at nude pictures of people with horrible diseases in the medical textbooks. Really horrible things like cancer and elephantiasis of the balls.
Sex was a very traumatic idea when I was a little kid!
Sorry, I guess I'm off topic. Back to shoplifting!

 

[Robi]

I remember the first picture I saw of people fucking .Some friend brought it to school. It was anxiety provoking for me because I just didn't see how I was going to be able to get myself into that awkward position.

 

[puke]

I once stole a cardboard cut out of David Beckham from Tesco ,put him in a taxi and took him to local boozer and sat him at bar
Cut a hole for a fag in his mouth as well

Do you still have this sexy piece of cardboard. I'd like to buy.

 

[puke]

But when I was younger I used to go into the college library and look at nude pictures of people with horrible diseases in the medical textbooks. Really horrible things like cancer and elephantiasis of the balls.
Sex was a very traumatic idea when I was a little kid!
Sorry, I guess I'm off topic. Back to shoplifting!

Ha, u copped this from the movie loser.

 

[chippermonk]

Ha, u copped this from the movie loser.

Probably not , as this was a very long time ago. Maybe they copped it from me. Gotta get my royalties!
I guess I should clarify, I wasn't a college student, I was only about 11 or so. That would have been even more pathetic to be doing that at 18

 

[puke]

Probably not , as this was a very long time ago. Maybe they copped it from me. Gotta get my royalties!
I guess I should clarify, I wasn't a college student, I was only about 11 or so. That would have been even more pathetic to be doing that at 18

 

[lost weekend]

Do you still have this sexy piece of cardboard. I'd like to buy.

No ,as far as I know he got folded up and chucked ,he may have gotten asked to leave for not buying any drinks or food
He might still be around for all I know ,looking for a light for a cigarette

 

[lost weekend]

Is that the guy from breakfast club ?

 

[lost weekend]

Ha, u copped this from the movie loser.

Actually the word shoplifting is an ancient term ,thieves would actually lift the corners of shops (market stalls) to get to the sweet olives inside
So my mate told me

I'm sure he was pulling my leg