Shiny New Word Association Thread v. Paging Dr. Freud

[swilow]

Boring homogeneity

 

[cduggles]

Homogenized milk

 

[Scrofula]

Vitamin A & D fortified

 

[cduggles]

Scrofula!
Word is disloyal! Or boof.

 

[Scrofula]

Loyal like a Labrador retriever.

 

[cduggles]

Your angry companion is all pass-agg with me. Explain to her that Word Association is not infidelity. Slowly.
The word is faithful retriever.

 

[Scrofula]

Who's my angry companion, the dog? Crazy Opposite lady?

 

[cduggles]

No the angry, crazy cat.
Word is sneeze.

 

[Scrofula]

Cat was without my sweet elbow sweat for three days. Throat so dry she couldn't cough up a hairball.

 

[cduggles]

Ok. Kinky.
The word is erase thought.

 

[Scrofula]

Don't erase my cat. She just confuses my elbow crease for a mammary gland, drools all over it and shreds the skin till it bleeds.

 

[cduggles]

Ok.
Word is preference.

 

[Scrofula]

Uh, I'd prefer if she just made biscuits like a normal cat. Although that would still be hard to type.

 

[cduggles]

A biscuit-making cat is just beyond the pale. (Southern biscuits or British biscuits?)
Word is euphemism.

 

[Username369]

I think Scrofula's story is full of alternative facts

 

[Scrofula]

The alternative is y'all just ain't heard that expression. Or made biscuits (flour leavened with sour milk and soda and baked on a cast-iron skillet).

 

[Username369]

Oh I've heard it, but I say "kneading bread" for kitty paws, hence the alternative part.

 

[cduggles]

Well now I'm hungry and needing something tasty, like pizza or olive bread and some snooty cheese. Ahhhh! Hungry!

 

[CFC]

Pleading

 

[cduggles]

Ceding