Shiny New Word Association Thread v. Paging Dr. Freud

[Scrofula]

Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lots of people talkin, few of them know, the sooooooul of a woman was created beloooooowowowoww

 

[cduggles]

Hear me roar.?
keeping: ?Please don't go, please don't go... ?

 

[Scrofula]

The fat bearded hobo HOWLS about Walt Whitman eyeing the grocery boys.

 

[cduggles]

I cried in anguish that keeping thought I was upset with him.

 

[Scrofula]

Well, British babies do cry the most:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2017/apr/03/danish-babies-cry-parenting-denamrk

 

[cduggles]

I weep for the lost sheep.

 

[Scrofula]

Some people think weeping sores are a sign of Scrofula, but it's just Herpes.

 

[cduggles]

It's great you can confess things like this on BL.

 

[cduggles]

You have falsely raised my hopes once more.

 

[Scrofula]

Meth is known to cause delusions, but benzos?

 

[cduggles]

Oh we are treading on thin ice today, aren't we?

 

[Scrofula]

I try not to tread on ice. It helps living where I do, a desert.

 

[cduggles]

I can't, living on a tropical island, getting ready to visit another one.

 

[Scrofula]

Pretty sure they have meth in Hawaii--they put it in the poi they give to the tourists as a joke (poi is the joke, meth cause they feel sorry) so they'll try to hula dance.

 

[cduggles]

I can do some hula dancing from San Francisco, but I'm much better with a hula hoop.

 

[cduggles]

Mush mush. *Cracks whip*

 

[Scrofula]

The don't have Eskimo Doms, sorry. (They're Inuit!)

 

[cduggles]

You aren't PC enough to know the term for the Ainu, are you? SAY IT!

 

[Scrofula]

Please, I knew you were going to go there. Meanwhile there's German natives too, troll people living in Bavaria in Ludwig's castle.

 

[cduggles]

Oh yeah, maybe they should focus less on being barbarians and more on box maintenance like civilized people?