She knew things were getting bad when her boyfriend wanted to keep sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, and presented her with the ex-girlfriend's old vibrator so she wouldn't feel too neglected when he wasn't around.
"Be careful," he admonished. "It has to be plugged in or it won't work, and the lead is a bit wonky so mind you don't get electrocuted."
"Be careful," he admonished. "It has to be plugged in or it won't work, and the lead is a bit wonky so mind you don't get electrocuted."