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men need a 5-hour ingestible form of blood thickener that means they do not go hard in the first five hours of time in the presence of the same woman. then this increases to 10 hours on next contact, 15 hours on next and 20 on next. 25 on the fifth. then this thickener kicks back in if they're not with other straight women. plural.

Maybe they can use my blood instead of a blood thickener? I've managed to go 23 years without getting hard in the presence of a woman* :P
A blood thickener strong enough to do that would cause massive stroke and blood clots galore!

*information may be extremely inaccurate.
 
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