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share a story about the weirdest online relationship you have had

grumpygrouse

grumpygrouse

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My life is full of people I know from interwebs and each story is weirder than the other. So I will start with last weird thing I had. We met here, started chatting, everything was cool and easy and fun. We both were going through some stuff and our - granted, a bit flirty - chats were nice escape from shit going on offline.

Anyway, he was supposed to visit my country and we talked about it, not very seriously though, I invite everyone to visit me. Then I decided to visit him instead and he was supposed to meet me at the airport, and we would get high and drunk and whatever, have fun. He even booked hotel rooms (supposedly), we talked few hours before my flight and all was good and all systems were go.

And next thing I know I'm sitting at the airport wondering why it never occured to me that visiting stranger you met on a drug forum might not end as planned.

Story got weirder as I few days later (went to stay with my old friend instead) I somehow got a hold of his friend who called be back with an information my BL-guy got arrested. But this didn't explain why he blocked me on FB.

And nothing explains why his friend contacted me and we called several times and it made no sense at all. Still doesn't. I get that he might have gotten freaked the last minute but why the sharade with the friend? And why let me come at all? Or was it some kind of elaborate plan? There might be a weird sex cult that get off getting girls abroad and then just watching them sit at the airport?

Dunno. Weird. All other connections I have made via internet have always turned out awesome and never needed me to fly abroad and get stood up. Usually people give some explanation. He just vanished.

And I just realised this story is straight from the diary of random 14 year old girl.

Now your turn. Share your weirdness!
 
Huh, that's not much fun. You didn't fly to the UK did you? We have those cults over here; they're a real pest.

In answer to your question.... I can't say I make a habit of contacting people online, because my mother taught me better than that, so I don't have a wealth of experience to draw from. But of the few people I have met, the strangest has to have been this author from one of the old Eastern Bloc countries. I dunno, maybe it's just that she defied my expectations...you think of Eastern European writers, you think of the gloomy, deep thinking Russians; Dostoevsky types managing to find some wisdom in lives of profound suffering. I expected the underground man, existentially tormented and all of that. And I hoped she'd pass me down some of her wisdom. But in the end all she did was talk about porn and boobs and drink and get high. Such a disappointment.
 
stratofortress said:
But in the end all she did was talk about porn and boobs and drink and get high. Such a disappointment.
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She sounds like fun. And I've heard that's what writers mostly do - talk about boobs and get high.

Oh, but why oh why didn't you share the story of this weird party you once got videod in and there was a dog...? It wasn't weird enough?

But again I feel like I'm invisible here on BL... What would I do without you, my Fortress? Suicide, probably.
 
I met a guy from this website a few months ago who'd always seemed really intent on seeing me when we talked via PM. When we finally met he literally sat on the bench, stared straight ahead and said nothing. At all. It was incredibly awkward.
 
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I met a guy from this website a few months ago who'd always seemed really intent on seeing me when we talked via PM. When we finally met he literally sat on the bench, stared straight ahead and said nothing. At all. It was incredibly awkward.
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That would be really awkward!

I've never met anyone online in real life. I've kind of made a point not to. Lots of weird people online. Lots of awesome people too (like on BL!) but still ... I am good with the people I know in real life. Online stays online :)
 
^That's definitely a good policy and speaking from experience, I'd advise you to stick to it! There are one or two people on BL I really would like to meet but it went really badly with the 3 I've met so far (the one I described was the best meet-up by far!)
 
i'd blanch from any irl contact with a computer friend based in escapism. i suppose it's all rather vague and debatable, in terms of "escapism", but the most fulfilling online interactions i've had were the ones based in helping me live in my actual reality and not trying to distract from it. they also involved absolutely no prospect of meeting, though that doesn't really qualify an internet interaction as being helpful.

i suppose the strangest one was with the cough syrup guzzling syd barrett obsessed musician who cut himself all over and showed me on webcam. i suppose i was about 15 or 16 at the time. he's really a good person in a shitty environment. i still talk to him on facebook now and then but there's no absurd fantasies about being in actual relationship. or anything beyond pleasant exchange of small talk. that would probably be considered NOT small talk in normal circles. he's still pretty, though. at least i had the good taste to fall into a "internet relationship" as a young teen with someone not entirely awful? lol.
 
I think dividing online and offline is soon forgotten practice since our lives intertwine with tech and web more and more. They say by year 2045 humans and artificial intelligence combine and the society will reach the state of singularity and humans transcend biology. So soon there will be no border between online and offline. I find it easier to not overthink it and based on assumption that people usually are nice. It has proven to be true.
 
I have a good one.

I was corresponding with someone a few years back who sent me some really awesome fitness photos of a person that wasn't them. Not nudes, more a shirtless guy in great shape. When it came time for 'him' and I to speak by phone, 'he' said he had testicular cancer and his voice was high as a result. He sent flowers to my work repeatedly and I don't mean average everyday flowers, I'm talking huge, beautiful bouquets of roses. The crowning glory was that I mentioned I wanted a really hideous designer bag and guess what showed up at my office?

I eventually found out from 'his' girlfriend that 'he' was actually an obese lesbian who was obsessed with me. It was all lies. And the girlfriend was pissed that 'he' used her credit card. I couldn't send back the flowers, obviously, but I did send the girlfriend the bag with a nice note and a gift card to Macy's. I haven't met either in person.
 
^It's good for a few laughs. For sure. I did feel betrayed because I trusted this person and who the fuck would lie about having cancer? That's just awful. :( I'm glad I can laugh about it. Another BLer who I know IRL that was working near me described this hideous bag as a diaper bag that threw up Coach logos. I felt terrible because the damned thing was about $400. I'm glad I made things right with the girlfriend, she didn't deserve to be stuck with the bill for that fantasy.

But yeah, I was under the impression that the person in question had a penis and one testicle. 'He' talked about how 'he' was nervous because after his [lying about] testicular cancer, he couldn't father children. How the fuck does a person lie about their gender that way? And who the fuck lies about having cancer?!
 
I'm surprised more people haven't shared BL meetup horror stories.

My old roommate had on online relationship with a girl for like 4 years. She was some super hot, super rich girl from Cali. One day her roommate messages him to tell him she slipped in the shower and was in a coma... Coma lasted about a year and then they started talkin again.

They had plans for her to fly up and get together. She was SUPER hot and he thought they were going to get married. I asked him if he thought he might be getting played and said he was super offended and that no one could fool a master liar...

A few moths layer he finds out tht he's been chatting with a chubby 25 year old from Idaho...

Pretty damn funny for me, he was an idiot who thought he was a master hacker because he downloaded a (probably corrupt) set of hacking tools.

I've never met anyone from OL before, but there's a few I would like to :)
 
i've had lots of weird online relationships lol but not really when meeting people in real life from online. Well i did meet this couple for an orgy and i was so fucked on phenazepam that i couldn't get hard and basically just watched my gf get fucked as i got the other girl off over and over again. I cried later that night. lol oh yeah and we had flephedrone that night and the girl's boyfriend accused me of drugging her, said he was going to the cops and shit lol so fucked up

lol @ mariposa
 
I don't entertain weird online relationships.

My first BL meet up was in 2004 with a username I cannot remember. For shits n giggles. We were not "close" on BL. We happened to live in the same city. We met for coffee. She talked really fast about nothing that I was truly interested about. I think it was the Ritalin. I remember watching the saliva strings in the corners of her mouth connecting top and bottom lips. I remember thinking you are too young for me. We didn't chat online again.
 
I think I answered this in another thread some time ago. I wish I could find it so I could delete it.

I have done weird online "relationships" and I have agreed to meet IRL. I'm definitely not sharing my stories, and for those of you that did or will write about it, thank you. I like reading what happened in each case.
 
Some time ago, I discontinuosly flirted (for two or three years, I don't remember) with a younger girl living almost on the other side of the country (update: Italy). We both had other relationships going on in RL. At one point we planned to spend new years' eve together and get drunk and have fun... then nothing happened.
Few months later she did come visit me for a couple of days and after few hours she said like 'you know, I waited for you to be the first one'. I froze, I panicked, I considered to rent her an hotel room and buy her the return trip for the day afterwards, but I didn't.
We did not talk to each other for years after that meeting, until she come forward to ask what did it happen to me/why was I so uncomfortable. It is a pity though, she was cute and I kinda liked her.
Should her be on BL/reading this thread she could tell her side of the story, maybe it's more weird than mine, lol.
 
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