Happy birthday to a fantastic person!!!! You're nearly an old man!!!! Bawwww ha ha ha. I really hope you have a great day. Love, hugs, cuddles and all that shit!
I demand to see a birth certificate! 39 my arse. :D
And I did not recollect that you shared a birthday with the diminutive former northern elfstep connoisseur and innovator whose name was Dave backwards.
Happy birthday to him too. I still think about him nearly every time I come on to Bluelight.
Happy birthday man. You share a birthday with an old friend of mine who is truly mad as a box of frogs...
...I was in your town recently (relatively anyway, mid September)...we'd just stopped to get some food on our way up North ....anyway for some reason I thought of you prior to entering the shop
no word of a lie, when waiting in't queue to pay for foodstuffs I happened to look towards the window where there was a pile of newspapers (some local-weekly type affair I remember) and the front page of said paper was dominated by a huge, red headline which simply stated SHAMBLES!
it was to do with some local social services fiasco...I tried not to laugh but was overcome and in the struggle ejected the drink I'd just had a swig of out of my nose much to the distaste of the rather posh looking (and very fit too I may add) lady next to me.
kinda wanted to explain the situation to her but thought better of it....anyway happy day matey
Happy birthday Shambly Shambles. I am coincidently going to spend it getting hopefully the most fucked I've been in weeks (that can be taken both ways 8)) so I'll make sure one of my many drinks is in your honour. Cheers.