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shakespeare vs. god, v. round 1 fight

pallidamors

pallidamors

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if i'm in jail, and i can get a bible or a koran for free, i should be able to opt out for a better author than jebus. lets face it, anyone whos read the whole bible can agree that the writing is half assed at best. i should be able to demand the complete works of william shakespeare and receive them as some kind of religious request, assuming my religion is good fucking literature.

conversely, the good that shakespeare does dies with him, but the evil that the bible does probably lives for generations.

i'm only saying this cuz i may be going to jail soon and i dont want to be stuck reading the bible and fucking gayass tom clancy books from the jail library.

thoughts?
 
Better save up for commissary money!

No, but on a serious not, have you ever been incarcerated before? When I was in prison I had access to Shakespeare. The bible is only good in jail for rollin' cigs/joints and baggin' up dope.

/truth
 
ive been in jail a few times, just not longer than a couple weeks. my use of the bible was pretty much limited to making cigarettes out of its pages plus black pepper. also sold them.

probably should save up for commissary dough and just shove a bunch of pills up my butt before i go in. then have people send me actual good books since i looted the county jail library before and the only shit it has is on par with voluntarily giving yourself herpes of the brain.
 
You cant smuggle in enough drugs with Hamlet. The bible is the perfect size! (plus the blank pages in the back are perfect for rolling joints with)
 
Thizzerfershizzer said:
You cant smuggle in enough drugs with Hamlet. The bible is the perfect size! (plus the blank pages in the back are perfect for rolling joints with)
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yrdoinitrite

plus the bible is so fucking boring that i wouldnt feel bad about parachuting something out of one of the pages of say, leviticus. last time i was in jail i had a grand time circling all the contradictions in genesis and exodus. then i got bored and moved on to sleeping all day.
 
Yeah, you best go in packin'. Got access to bupes? They go pretty far while you're incarcerated...

How long do you plan on having to be in for?
 
pallidamors said:
yrdoinitrite

plus the bible is so fucking boring that i wouldnt feel bad about parachuting something out of one of the pages of say, leviticus. last time i was in jail i had a grand time circling all the contradictions in genesis and exodus. then i got bored and moved on to sleeping all day.
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Whats great is that not only is the bible great for smuggling drugs and preparing them, but it makes a great weapon for one someone tries to get all up in yo biz, nawmean?

The Bible: Lifes "everything" tool.
 
Dude you should request a koran instead of a bible so you can hang out with the black muslims, nobody ever seems to fuck with those guys.
 
Roger&Me said:
Dude you should request a koran instead of a bible so you can hang out with the black muslims, nobody ever seems to fuck with those guys.
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almost did last time cuz i hadnt read it yet.

what population volume determines which religious text is appropriate for jail? i'd love to request the vedas and the bhagavad gita, just for their length, which is akin to ron jeremy in his prime, but their writing quality does falter, what with their support of the class system.

also prob not going to jail tomorrow.
 
best to wait until the trusties are sweeping and moping the jail cells and fuck the lot of the holy, holy trash into their rubbermaid cans .
watch though there are not many superstitious mutts in jail and some want to fight when they see the crap going into the cans .
 
shakespeare vs god? or is this semanitcs of the bible? how many uses you can get out of the bible? or the what to expect in jail thread? What I'd like to comment on the Shakespeare vs. God thing is who gives a fuck about the writing style? Its the contents not the vessel.
 
Actually this thread is about which page of the bible is the best to roll a joint whilst reading Much Ado About Nothing.
 
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