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severely etarded

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I had a dream last night I got laid by Tess Taylor. Least to say I loved every minute and the worst part was waking up to the alarm :(

Details and visuals below ;)

How it went:

I had this really nice timeshare condo rented... not really sure where but it was really nice. Anyway, I was stunned to find out she was going to be one of my roommates! I asked her if I could have her autograph and gave her a notepad and paper and she kind of rolled her eyes annoyed about to write it pen in hand and then I grabbed the notepad and said "never mind, it's okay". Then she insisted to write it and she did... Really pretty she wrote "Tess Taylor" (her stage name). Then she kept writing me these dirty little notes on the same pad, drawing flirty stuff etc. She took off her shirt ... Then the alarm went off!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I mean in the dream it was a no brainer I was gonna get laid but damn was that a hot dream.

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Anyone else have sex dreams they want to share? Neighbors? Friends? Colleagues? Give detailed descriptions and/or photos.

Women can talk about men here too. No problem with that this is a unisex thread :) Just wanna hear some stories.


I found a thread here but "post yours" seems like a shitty way to start a thread and it didn't seem to go anywhere
 
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I can't remember my dream last night but I think it was a sex dream because I woke up a bit wet. Wish I remembered it! lol
 
I had one where I was strapped to a table, and a bunch of sex slaves were all lined up to fuck me. Best dream ever.
 
My absolute best dream ever was a sex dream with Jimmy Page. It was incredible. I was at a Led Zep concert in 1973 and he noticed me in the front row and asked me to come backstage with him. And then we had an amazing night of which I remember every detail, and fell madly in love.
=D =D

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I've also been getting really really awesome ones about a certain person I know recently. I love sex dreams.
 
my friend has lucid sex dreams all the time and apparently thats why she regularly sleeps for 14hours plus. she said why wake up to no cock when you can sleep and have loads
 
I once had a homoerotic one. I was at Los Alamos in 1944/45 or so, doing some work on neutron capture cross sections in Pu-239 and neutron reflection on various geometries, you know, working on how to immolate 100,000 of hirohito's minions at once.

It was late and I was swilling back coffee and standing at a chalk board, solving some integral, and my colleague, Richard Feynman walks in and begins talking to me.

Next thing you know, I'm getting fellatio from like one of the greatest scientist's ever. It was pretty hot, despite me not really being into guys ( cause it was Feynman) and it was really good, despite getting head not really my thing.(again probably because it was Feynman.)

I've had daydreams about sexing up Bernard Riemann, Joseph Fourier, James Clerk Maxwell and Max Planck.

Not to mention Otto Von Bismarck and Vladimir Putin.
 
this thread is so timely right now

I had a sex dream the other night about Rictor and Shatterstar from X-Factor (aka comic book characters)

It was AMAZINGLY hot and filthy, and while I feel ashamed about having sexy dreams about fictional characters (I wasn't even in the dream ffs), I will also never in my life forget the one part that turned me on the most.



If anyone was wondering, Rictor was the bottom
 
I don't have sex dreams as often as I used to (or would like to) but the weirdest thing happened the other day. I have a girlfriend of 5 years, but there has always been this one girl I just have had my eye on. I've fucked her (before my gf), even had a 3some with her(with my gf), but still I just would love to hook up with her. So, I am having a very detailed dream about her needing a ride, and the only way I would pick her up is if she would fuck me.. So, I pick her up, and we start engaging. I am about to begin, and my loud ass phone starts ringing at 7:30am Sunday morning.

It was her asking me for a ride because she was stranded.

Don't ask the thoughts that went through my head after that. I was extremely confused.

PS- Tess Taylor may have the nicest breasts of all time.
 
I woke up,few days ago,when i was" spraying" in my boxers. It was 2 late to hold it. I was mad at myself cuz i had to take a shower ;D
 
I used to dream about screwing my friends mothers all the time. Some of them were quite attractive during my puberty. Luckily I didn't go there. One of my friends did though, it was fucking funny.
 
Back when I first started lucid dreaming I had sex with whoever I wanted & for however long I wanted, for 6 months straight every night. Than I started doing more useful things with my lucid dreaming time.
 
severely etarded said:
I'm sorry man :(

That sucks. Hope you're doing better <3
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Thanks buddy :)

I'd like to hear about the more pleasant experiences :)
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Sure

I have sexual experiences just like the ones in my dreams, but I'll describe what my favorite type of wet dream is.

I'm receiving oral sex, I can face fuck, no gagging, deep throating, the works. However by the time I'm orgasming in the dream, I wake up to find I had a wet dream.
 
Most of mine are pretty tame and typical, but the weirdest sex dreams I've had always seemed to involve dolphins...

Thanks for that interpretation of National Geographic, brain.
 
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