andyclark1225
Bluelighter
I always seem to manage to get locked out of my own house after a rave and then have to resort to sleeping in my car in the most awkward position in the world 

Yes... when I used to roll at school I would always go up to the schools guidance counselor's little corgi that he had to help addicts chill out or something and pet the shit out of it lol. The dude would look at me like I was crazy but it always worked out lol, I think the dog knew too but he was coolpet that k9 dog that was sniffing out my buddys car lol
Uh, I decided to make sex tapes with someone I trusted who ended up selling them, and pics are online with my full real name and location on them. Easy way to ruin, uh, LIFE. Ruins jobs, friends, relationships, family stuff, damn. And I can't do a thing about it. Except say to people, I had fun, you fuckers, get over it, you wish you could have done it.