Don't really have any as good as these. Dumbest thing I've done was this.
When I was in high school, my friends parents, who lived in this really nice subdivision, were out of town. Me, this guy, and two other friends decided to roll there. It was an awesome night, had the stereo blasting, good visuals on the big screen, light shows, the whole nine yards.
About four in the morning, we go outside for a smoke break. I step out into the backyard barefoot. The wet grass felt SO good on my feet that I told everybody else to come out and feel it. Pretty soon we were running barefoot through all the neighbors backyards screaming and rolling HARD.
All the sudden we ran right into the barrel of a shotgun, one of his neighbors heard us outside and came out to see what all the ruckus was. He knew my friend and his parents, we told him we'd had too much too drink and got carried away. He told us to go home, but he would call the cops next time.
It was scary as shit to see that gun barrel, put pretty funny after we got back inside!