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itsmejames

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anyone whos aware of the secret society. i need some advise.

see i work at a shoe store and basically every girl that comes in there seem attracted to me and assumes am a member of the secret society. I'm thinking the attraction is ether due to either of my recent diet(which consist of a shit ton of fruits and veggies, trying to get that muscular tone), the results of my workout, or a natural honey mask my gf made for me and suggested to blend my facial complextion with my body, or it could just be the baseball cap i always ware now. have no clue. ive always been told im good looking before all that but never before have things happen like this. Im not lying or exaggerating but pretty much every woman/girl (even some duds)that enters that store seems attracted to me. and they assume and test me on the secret society. then give me hints to put I dont knw what in a shoe box? I always think its my number and i put it in but no one ever calls!

so im a little confused and asking for some advise. not just because i want sex but also because these people stay in the store too long and on a busy day it causes a hovak for me and the boss.

what moves should i be making? I think i already understand the eye contact, then gentile touch sequence? which gives the signal for sex. but what else should i be doing?

also bare in mind athough ive been in a couple of relationships, my conversational skills are below average not to mention im not so fluent at english. but i know i fuck pretty good.

if u dont feel comfortable talking about it here u can pm me.
 
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Reading your post I was wondering if English was a second language for you - you did a great job, being it is not your native language!

Before I'd give any feedback I'd like to know what you mean by secret society (I am somewhat afraid to ask - this has taken me to some tedious places before).
 
Hello James :D

I'm sure no one on this forum will know anything about the Secret Society (trust me). Welcome to the club James :) Send me an email sometime buddy! I can see James & Johnny becoming the Mega Powers %)
 
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Ok man, you're going about it all wrong. Stop putting your number in the shoe box. That's not what they're getting at. You're supposed to put your dick in the box. I know it seems forward but that's kind of like the secret society's "secret handshake". Cut a hole in the end of the box, insert penis. Erect, flaccid, it DOESN'T MATTER! The outcome will be the same. If the woman your presenting to is also in the secret society, they will let you know by dropping a handful of gold coins in the box. Then you need to close the lid of the box, shake it around with your dick still in it, and spin 3 times. Not 4 times not 2 times, 3 times. If you follow these simple steps, you will be blessed with many riches and sexy ladies. Kudos on the honey mask, good work.
 
Excellent first post. I've worked in retail before sort of, not selling shoes, and some people do want to join the secret society where they think you'll give them discounts on things, or in my former line of work give you free pills; but in this country it does not work this way. You buy something in a retail store and you pretty much always will pay the full listed price, and you have to have a prescription to get pills from a pharmacy. But you must be writing about another secret society!
 
First rule of the secret society: don't talk about the secret society!
Second rule of the secret society: don't talk about the secret society!

Suggest you delete your post ASAP.
 
Al Bundy kind of brought this upon a lot of shoe salesman.

He scored 4 touchdowns in one game in high school, had a hot wife, and his own T.V. show. So obvious that he was a member of the secret society.
 
Corazon said:
Al Bundy kind of brought this upon a lot of shoe salesman.

He scored 4 touchdowns in one game in high school, had a hot wife, and his own T.V. show. So obvious that he was a member of the secret society.
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I know what secret society you're talking about
 
The secret society...I worked at a shoe store and these secret society people are "gypsies" and good job, they are fucking stealing shoes while you think they are flirting with you. Your job is going bye bye soon.
 
barbiechandlerxxx said:
The secret society...I worked at a shoe store and these secret society people are "gypsies" and good job, they are fucking stealing shoes while you think they are flirting with you. Your job is going bye bye soon.
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Go easy on him. He works at shoe store. No need to promulgate your misfortunes as well!
 
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