A friend of mine emailed me the other day bragging about the Seconal (secobarbital) he had gotten... i figured i'd post his email (with his permission of course) about the substance since it's such a rarity these days.
I got my Seconal (secobarbital sodium) filled last night, finally.
It took almost 40 phone calls to the same number of different
pharmacies to find someone who could at least order it. All the
rest of them said that it was 'no longer available.' I called
bullshit on that, having talked to the senior vp at Marathon
Pharmaceuticals (the sole manufacturer of the drug) who confirmed
that it was not only being made for sale in the USA, but sales were
rocketing on it. He confirmed that many wholesale distributors,
who sell in turn to the big chains like Walgreens, CVS, etc., had
regular orders and sales of the drug...
...and what a WONDERFUL drug it is! I can see why the government
works so hard to eliminate barbiturates. THEY FEEL GOOD! The
closest thing I have to compare this with is a quaalude I got my
hands on in 1987. I took the thing orally, as prescribed. The
dosage was 100mg. The capsule is this tiny little evil looking red
bugger. You can feel the aura of intoxication just spilling off
the pill even before you take it (okay, that's probably all in my
head there...but a trip report should include as much info as
possible, yes?).
0:00PM I took it with about 12 oz. of Gatorade.
9:01 I didn't notice anything.
9:02 rolls around and I'm starting to feel like I've got the wrong idea about this drug.
9:03...you get the picture. I was clearly anticipating a miracle,
and impatient as hell for it to finally present.
9:40 rolls around and I was certain I'd been drugged. Oh wait. I drugged
myself. Yes, that was it. Little red capsule and orange Gatorade;
the colors in my stomach must look like a traffic accident. No
matter what, i can't keep my eyes more than half open. Once I
force them open, they slide right back down like oiled rubber over
a steel pinball.
The muscles on my scalp are taking turns feeling
happy. Each one, including my facial muscles, relaxes for a few
seconds and fills up with a warm, tingly sensation. I want to
smile, but having looked at myself in the mirror I realize a smile
might just scare the paint off the walls.
I felt like I was VERY drunk, but with no dizziness, nausea,
headache or any of the negative things about being smashed. Also,
I didn't have to piss every hour like I do when I'm drunk. Things
are slow. I saw a bat cross the parking lot of the church across
the street and my eyes couldn't track quickly enough to keep it in
focus.
Seconal was prescribed to me because I couldn't sleep. 144 hours
straight with no sleep at all. Around 10:45, I finally stopped
fighting the drowsiness that my condition and the drug were pushing
on me and plopped my sorry ass into bed.
I woke up at 6:00AM this morning and felt amazing. Rested, sure,
but also sort of 'emotionally euphoric' if that makes sense. Not
really like an opiate body-euphoria, except the concept is the
same. Also, no hangover effect at all. I expected to feel groggy
and zombie-like this morning, having heard all the horror stories
about barbiturates and their power.
I can see why this is on Schedule II...but I do NOT agree with
removing the drug from the market all together. Like quaaludes,
this stuff DOES have legitimate uses. The puritanical fuckers who
would have Prohibition reinstated need to move to a country of
their own, where they can preach their intolerance and hatred and
ignorance to their own satisfaction.
My doctor only gave me 7 of these Fantastic, Awesome, Amazing
Seconals. Now I've got 6 as I took one last night. I have an
appointment with a neurologist next week to discuss this problem
with sleeping I have; I'm hoping to talk him into writing this
script for a longer period of time and more pills.
To sum up: SECOBARBITAL SODIUM IS GOD'S OWN DRUG AND SHOULD BE
FREELY GIVEN TO ALL US SHEEP! ALL HAIL SECONAL!