Scotchy's Virtual, Belated Party v. Everyone must gift or GTFO

[Eveleivibe]

Ok..., sk scotchy's only had socks n no party. We can't be having this EADDers now, can we?!

Right so... Please post a virtual present for our Scotchy, along with something your contributing to the shananigans. This could be

- alcohol
- fags
- Music
- drugs
- food
- decoration

Who wants to start singing Happy Birthday? Let's give him a party n gifts he deserves

Evey

 

[ScotchMist]

Ha.. nice..

Just drugs will do..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Hey Scotch, just waiting for a 3fpm delivery. When it comes I'll give you a shout. just stick yer gob over your speaker and I'll give you a few blowbacks down my microphone, ok?

 

[Sprout]

If Fubzy ends up how I imagine him to after my gift to him...

Yeah, Scotchy, does it get much better than porn to go with the droogz?
I'm providing the amorous side of things here.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

To quote Bear's most excellent post the other day -

"Must not fwap!" I've got far to much to do...

 

[ScotchMist]

Don't get much better...

May as well plug myself in to those digital droogzs..

 

[BecomingJulie]

My gift is a CD box purporting to contain a CD by a Scottish woman with a good face for the wireless, a propensity for going a bit doo-lally and whose records people only buy because they assume it must be for charity; but actually containing several thin sheets of aluminium .....

 

[ScotchMist]

Owt on the aluminium I've a roll of foil, just nowt to drop on it...

 

[Sprout]

Digital is about the limit of my druggage today too. Cancelled an order as I thought it'd be intercepted, I'm like a fucking Pavlovian dog when that letterbox goes, and to know it could have been 10g's heavier just in 3-F makes me want to cry.

I even plumped for Two-Cent Base!

 

[BecomingJulie]

Something for your entomological pursuits

 

[Sprout]

Something for your entomological pursuits

It took far too long to get this...

 

[Inflorescence]

 

[ScotchMist]

Pah That woman has clothes on.. take it back. I like em bear

 

[Sprout]

Bear as in hairy or bare as in naked?

 

[ScotchMist]

It's not a typo... you had to be there

 

[Sprout]

With a set of shears I hope!
The bush died with the 70's.

 

[Inflorescence]

Hmmm

 

[Raasyvibe]

Ok..., sk scotchy's only had socks n no party. We can't be having this EADDers now, can we?!

Right so... Please post a virtual present for our Scotchy, along with something your contributing to the shananigans. This could be

- alcohol
- fags
- Music
- drugs
- food
- decoration

Is this alright?

have a good one, 'pants

 

[ScotchMist]

I'm not even going to bother.. but thanks for the photos hop effort