Scooter appreciation thread

[Raasyvibe]

European posse!!


it's nice to be important, but more important to be nice!!





kickin' it, kickin' it.... YAY!!







POSSE!!

 

[Sprout]

Hardcore hardcore?

 

[ponch]

Respect to the man in the ice cream van

 

[Don Luigi]

We need you off the floor, mate.

 

[Sprout]

17cm clearance?

 

[Don Luigi]

You took 17cm? I guess nobody told you not to double drop.

 

[Sprout]

But the LD50 of Scooter is 30 cm^2 so...

 

[Don Luigi]

Maria, God rest her soul, didn't pay attention to the LD50. She always did like it loud..

 

[Sprout]

That's why I'm fighting for "Maria's Law" which would ban any and all forms of scooter/Scooter/noise/soundwaves/sexualvibrations/speakers.

We're fighting for you Maria, you filthy bass whore!

 

[Don Luigi]

There's a petition I could get behind with no problems. Much like our beloved Maria

 

[Sprout]

Maria would get in front of anyone who offered a whiff of bass....

 

[BecomingJulie]

Never mind Maria's Law, maybe you should support instead Kez's Law; which would restrict the wearing of a sock and a sandal on the same foot to parts of the interior of a shoe shop with no clear line of sight from outside, and for no longer than necessary to establish whether or not the sandal fit the foot satisfactorily.

'Cause as minging as wearing socks with sandals might be, it is still not quite[/j] as minging as trying on a pair of shoes with no socks and then putting them back for somebody else to try on. And you might reasonably expect to see people trying on shoes in a shoe shop.

(Also, perhaps it should be made a requirement of the MoT test for the stereo not to be audible to a pedestrian at a safe distance outside the vehicle. Otherwise, you should be made to purchase a Performing Rights Society licence for publicly performing copyrighted works.)

 

[One Thousand Words]

Riding scooters are like riding fat chicks. All good fun until your mates find out

 

[Sadie]

I think a scooter or a fat chick would provide more fun than yourself OTW.....

Same amount of shame just at least with the previous two you'd get a hell of a lot of fun!

 

[One Thousand Words]

I'm guessing I would get alone with your freeloading ex

 

[Sadie]

I'm guessing I would get alone with your freeloading ex

You'd get alone with him? Hey, if that's your game.....

Feel free! He does love anal, bring the lube!

 

[One Thousand Words]

I probably wouldn't want to look into your eyes either

 

[Sadie]

Anyway, most people love looking into my eyes. It's my one redeeming quality!

Aside from my sense of humour....

 

[One Thousand Words]

I do hear homely women have to rely more upon persoanlity

 

[Sadie]

If you say so. At least we have one thing in common. We both know what if feels like to have a cock in our mouth.