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Scientology saved my life

L Ron Hubbard makes me laugh. His genius for taking the piss is unparallelled, even if it is mostly on schtoopid yanks.
 
duck_racer said:
Trust me, chromatography is much more effective!
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in terms of purifying drugs, chromatography isn't effective at all :p

sorry.

captain birdseye is the mascot for birdseye fishfingers!

if we dont get our dinner there'll be mutiny!
... WE WANT THE CAPTAIN! =D
 
i think this guy is a scientology member sneaking to bluelight and trying to make people confuse, manipulate, make people think they are sick and need help etc, just look at his profile, his screen name - i mean what the fuck is a "lighterblue" :) this is funny, i guess he really thinks he can help people just saying how scientology "saved" his life, come on we are smarter than that:)
 
duck_racer said:
In terms of chemical isolation GC is pretty effective.

Oh, and it was a joke :|
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Looks like you just got found out ducky. You're not really a scientist, are you? You looked (and felt) more like a builder. Those big strong arms. I felt so safe in them. :D
 
lighterblue said:
Evil people and drugs pushers want your money and business and want to keep you down, don't let them stop you.
Hey and if I can do it anybody can.
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Bastards, having the cheek to take our money in return for supplying goods that we want. :X

So tell me more about this scientolojism. Where do I sign up? Will I turn into an alien space lizard? Oh, and how much will it cost per month? I am an insane billionaire so money is no object, just let me know.

Welcome to Bluelight, you are FAR from the insanest person here. :D
 
lighterblue said:
Evil people and drugs pushers want your money and business and want to keep you down, don't let them stop you.
Hey and if I can do it anybody can.
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Unlike Sci-Fi writers with a propensity for religious invention 8)
Cannae beat a bit of costly Dianetic therapy ... yum .. much more fun that recreational chemicals I'll bet :p

PS Consider yourself grassed up ... you'll be out on yer arse for posting here so says a friendly Theta Being I know .. lol
 
felixdahousekat said:
Looks like you just got found out ducky. You're not really a scientist, are you? You looked (and felt) more like a builder. Those big strong arms. I felt so safe in them. :D
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Haha, you cheeky git! =D

You didn't pay me after I let you lick my big Jew nose either. Never trust a Scot :p
 
duck_racer said:
Haha, you cheeky git! =D

You didn't pay me after I let you lick my big Jew nose either. Never trust a Scot :p
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I know, right? He took advantage of me and hasn't even given me my 25 quid! I'll hunt him down and take advantage of HIM! See how he likes THAT, hmmm?
 
duck_racer said:
Haha, you cheeky git! =D

You didn't pay me after I let you lick my big Jew nose either. Never trust a Scot :p
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Heh, you thought I was being sarcastic. I wasn't.

And I forgot about the Jewnose-licking incident... but it was just so mesmerising and 3D that I just HAD to grasp the opportunity while I could. =D

I swear I came up a bit more after that as well. :D
 
I'd be much happier not to get involved in any religious fiasco, if believing in imaginary fairies or wrathful saints makes them happy, then i'm all for happiness, but forcing or trying to persuade others to follow what they believe in is bullcrap.

Until I find something that makes me feel a sense of logical enlightenment, i'm sticking to being an agnostic.

Welcome to Bluelight :)
 
^ No doubt!
zophen said:
Hallo and welcome , come with me to TDS and tell us all your problems so we can emotionally blackmail you into all sorts of bizzarre goings on !

Seriously !
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This is so funny, we really could. ;) =D hehehehe, BUT for course we wouldn't, but that is a good one Zophen, lol.
 
welcome to the thrashing. Tom Cruise saved my life. When i realized how big of an ass clown he is I suddenly felt better about me.
 
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