School lunches spiked with Ecstacy

skahead17 said:
PICTURE a 13 year old taking ex without knowing that he even took a drug, and without having any idea what Ecstasy is, hed be going nuts. damn thats awesome
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Not really. I guess you're joking though. :|
 
I can imagine the reporters train of thought:
"pssh opiates and amphetamine are old news... whats that new drug menace called? Oh yeah, ecstacy! Let's just say it was ecstacy in the kids food."

They are using the same logic they used to burn witches back in the day (monty python style)
"If witches burn, and wood burns, and wood floats, and ducks float, then if she weighs less than a duck, she is a witch!"

except now its "If opiates/amphetamine are illegal drugs, and ecstacy is an illegal drug, than that must mean opiates/amphetamines are ecstacy!"
Excellent logic imo, the word ecstacy is thrown around so much that anything can be labelled as ecstacy now.

My friend once said "Woah man i was tripping so hard off this stuff called AMT, I was tripping for like 12 hours! Its because of all the ecstacy that is in AMT!". I didn't even point out his horrible inaccuracy, why bother.
 
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I've always thought there were probably many more pressers in the good ol' USSR than other European countries. This article doesn't surprise me.

However; the opiate myth still chaps my ass.

Still sucks to be dosed without warning. Totally uncool - school or not.
 
OzzBozz said:
MDMA doesn't taste too good... i highly doubt it was mdma in the kid's food.
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I dont know, I'm sure I wouldn't notice 0.2g of MDMA crystal in a full lunch?
 
FrostyMcFailure said:
no one fucking climbed a wall because of MDMA; Back in my day, if you were a Russian journalist & were caught over embellishing the punishment was death.
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So how do you know if you've over embellished the story as opposed to embellishing it just the right amount? Is there anyway to tell before the firing squad comes for you?
 
SpunkySkunk347 said:
My friend once said "Woah man i was tripping so hard off this stuff called AMT, I was tripping for like 12 hours! Its because of all the ecstacy that is in AMT!". I didn't even point out his horrible inaccuracy, why bother.
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Classic, I'm going to remember that one for a long time.
 
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