Say something you can't say to their face

[Monkeygrrrl]

I love everything about you, but your penis is just a couple sizes too small...

 

[Sprout]

Dear tolerance: you don't have a face, but if you did: I would punch it.

 

[maxade]

Life is good - Fuck you ruined everything.

 

[ParappaTheRapper]

I probably never should think and or speak this, but all the babies being brought up like the truman show on facebook, what are the parents suddenly going to do when the kids start masterbating and fingering eachother. Probably pumpin spice latte? Lolol.

 

[ParappaTheRapper]

I think boy meets world and evens stevens shaped our entire lives. That sounds like a fml entry. Are you posting trippy creepy shit on there, or just some other maladjusted adhd cum bucket? Probably coincidence. Is it gay i read those? Lol.

 

[xillias]

a2:
i hope you're having a good Christmas. i'm still thinking of you, you bastard. i'm just as much to blame for everything. one of my friends knocked some sense into me. you should be thankful for him, though i guess it doesn't change anything, huh? i hope you're happy, i really do. i fucking miss you. with j gone that's another cord cut, pretty much the last one. maybe we can actually talk to each other soon. one day....?

a1:
merry christmas, my dear. i hope we can see each other soon. i miss you. i'll be back in our special place today. i owe you that much.

m:
only 4 days until i see you again. i shouldnt miss you this much

 

[kleinerkiffer]

Dear S, I really fucking love you, but it makes me angry, that you are going into the club with this one particular guy who is not one of your "friends" but you spend a lot of time at his house party's. I can't stand you drinking while I'm not around, I get sick thinking about you drunken at one of his party's or in the club, because I'm afraid you loose control again and someone takes advantage of it, given, that this one guy had/has feelings for you. After all I'm your boyfriend. You didn't want me being friends with my ex and you want me to stay away from drugs, but you are still friends with this one guy and you drink alcohol, even though you sometimes get extreme stomach aches when drinking that even landed you in the hospital one time and you mostly start crying when you are drunk. I know that you have problems with depression, but you should start talking to me about your problems instead of trying to drink them away.
I love you, but sometimes you really piss me of

 

[Journyman16]

"you taste really good!" :D

 

[samnslumberland]

"you taste really good!" :D

Say it to their face, that should be taken as a compliment.

 

[Journyman16]

I'd be a bit busy at the time... :D Plus the smack on the back of the head along with "Don't Stop" would tend to discourage the face to face... :D

 

[Sprout]

You cheating fuck.
You fuck like a tranquilised mattress anyway.

3 dates lined up within 24 hours, let's play your game, bitch.

 

[kleinerkiffer]

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[Mariposa]

I am trying so hard to believe in you right now. You aren't making it easy.

 

[Sprout]

You. My place. Now. Bring drugs.

 

[harmacologist]

i wanna take you to a movie.

but ill never ask, because then you will never say no.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Let's just fuck. Skip all the introductory subtleties.

 

[JackiePeyton]

i wanna take you to a movie.

but ill never ask, because then you will never say no.

lame
you called me Riff Raff
I will never give you dating advice

 

[Corazon]

"Want pizza tonight?"

I can't say that to their face, because they do not exist.

 

[Don Luigi]

''Hello darlin', nice to see you, it's be..''

In all seriousness, I hope you're doing well. I also hope you get the fuck out of my head some year soon I can't stand another slap for calling someone the wrong name.

 

[maxade]

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