santa gave me hemmroids fuck my ass

[assclass]

christmas comes early for my butthole

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Sounds like you were naughty this year.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

*this life.

 

[herbavore]

At least you're not a perfect asshole.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Yeah nobody's perfect...not even that asshole op.

 

[DixiChik]

I can't blame Santa, as my little friend FLAMES all year!

Did you know that Penguins have ceremonial burials for their kin on the frozen tundra? Yep, they gather round the deceased and chirp nice things, share special goodbyes.

Then...






they kick the dead penguin in the ICE HOLE!!?!?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Elephant graveyards ftw