Bunkee Phreakz
Bluelighter
"Santa Claus is Coming..."
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the city,
I was fucking some whore when I looked at her titty.
It was covered by hair from top to nipple,
The bitch was so fat her breast had a ripple.
I looked at her stomach in awe of shock,
Slapped the bitch and pulled out my cock.
It was covered with lint from head to nut,
I suddenly realized I was poking her gut.
I ran to the bathroom to clean off my dick,
Looked out the window and saw Saint Nick.
Santa was watching and thought it was neat,
I noticed his hand was gripping his meat.
Faster and stronger and harder he stroked,
It was covered with shit from the reindeer he poked.
Santa exclaimed, "I know a good lay!
Give me a blow and I’ll show you the way."
I said, "Wait a moment," as I picked up my scarf.
I looked at the bitch and wanted to barf.
I ran out the door and into the snow,
Boarded his sleigh and yelled, "Let’s go!"
I looked next to me and saw a nude elf,
He liked how I looked so he fondled himself.
We rode in his sleigh for the longest time,
I gave him a blow and it tasted like lime.
Although it was tangy, it wasn’t fun.
I grabbed my sac and started to run.
Santa said, "No! Sit your ass down.
This isn’t a circus, you’re not a clown."
I sat down, to my surprise,
I was straddling Santa’s thighs.
He said, "Hold on we’re about to land."
I got scared, he held my hand.
We crashed against a giant tree,
I went unconscious and sprained my knee.
Later I woke in utter pain,
Santa was licking my candy cane.
He rolled me over with a nudge,
And then began to pack my fudge.
Thrusting his Yule log in my colon,
My ass became sore, red and swollen.
After a while Santa grew weak,
He opened his mouth, but could not speak.
Before he could even finish spewing,
He fell over dead from too much screwing.
©MCMXCVIII
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the city,
I was fucking some whore when I looked at her titty.
It was covered by hair from top to nipple,
The bitch was so fat her breast had a ripple.
I looked at her stomach in awe of shock,
Slapped the bitch and pulled out my cock.
It was covered with lint from head to nut,
I suddenly realized I was poking her gut.
I ran to the bathroom to clean off my dick,
Looked out the window and saw Saint Nick.
Santa was watching and thought it was neat,
I noticed his hand was gripping his meat.
Faster and stronger and harder he stroked,
It was covered with shit from the reindeer he poked.
Santa exclaimed, "I know a good lay!
Give me a blow and I’ll show you the way."
I said, "Wait a moment," as I picked up my scarf.
I looked at the bitch and wanted to barf.
I ran out the door and into the snow,
Boarded his sleigh and yelled, "Let’s go!"
I looked next to me and saw a nude elf,
He liked how I looked so he fondled himself.
We rode in his sleigh for the longest time,
I gave him a blow and it tasted like lime.
Although it was tangy, it wasn’t fun.
I grabbed my sac and started to run.
Santa said, "No! Sit your ass down.
This isn’t a circus, you’re not a clown."
I sat down, to my surprise,
I was straddling Santa’s thighs.
He said, "Hold on we’re about to land."
I got scared, he held my hand.
We crashed against a giant tree,
I went unconscious and sprained my knee.
Later I woke in utter pain,
Santa was licking my candy cane.
He rolled me over with a nudge,
And then began to pack my fudge.
Thrusting his Yule log in my colon,
My ass became sore, red and swollen.
After a while Santa grew weak,
He opened his mouth, but could not speak.
Before he could even finish spewing,
He fell over dead from too much screwing.
©MCMXCVIII
