Omega_Blue222
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this is my first trip report post. shit, this is the first post on bluelight that I've made in over a week! anyways, my good friend ordered 3 grams of salvia 5x from a certain internet supplier. Now, when I read everyone else's trip reports from salvia, I personally thought it was fake. Anything legal that supposedly fucks you up sounds fake, i think. So my friend (we'll call him D) calls me and says, "stop by my work and I'll let you hit a little somethin-somethin." I say, "oh, I've got weed too, I'll match you." he says, "No. it's not weed. just stop by."
So I'm on my way to his work with a couple good friends (S and D2) and I beckon D to come out and pack up a bowl. he says "you gotta take a huge hit of this and hold for like 20 sec" so I do as he says. I hold it for 20 sec and turn around to look at D (me, him, S and D2) are chillin in a car out of D's work's parking lot) and I was trying to say, "I don't really feel anything" but instead what came out was "I don't asdjxcvlbkjf" and I just busted out geeking. Geeked harder then when I first started smoking pot. I passed the bowl and D2 and S hit it up. They both busted out laughing. This was my first experience. I felt a warm buzz and I laughed. Visuals were non-existent. I pretty much felt high, different than marijuana, indescribable really.
So I'm not too impressed. This isn't that great. I look at D, he says "you gotta try it out of the bong. It's completely different." So the next day I stop by D's house with a different friend C. D's girlfriend B is there along with her friend A. He packs up a full bowl of salvia 5x in the bong and hands it to me. "Cash it out and hold it" he tells me. So I take a HUGE hit, for sure I would cough up a lung if it were pot in there... Hold it in for 10... 15.... seconds.... I start feeling like I did before, kinda warm buzz as I hold it in longer.... I pass the bong and then OH GEEZ it felt like I was in this lucent dream. Like I was dreaming and realized I was dreaming but couldn't do anything about it. I was no longer in D's basement. It was crazy. I can't even remember what I was tripping about. I come to two minutes later laughing my ass off. This is what happened in reality.
It ends up that I took the hit. I got up. Looked around, and ran and tried to jump over D's coffee table. I made it over, stepped on a phone, knocked over the bong and a drink, and then turned around and started geeking. I realized I just did something real stupid, so the whole time i'm geeking out and saying "oh my bad my bad I'll clean that up" It was all good though. I try to explain what I saw. I can't. I say, "ah man I was in this jungle! and then it went all white! and then it felt like i was laying on the couch sideways and I was sliding through this warp (this was when I tried jumping over the coffee table)." I didn't even realize I got up and did all that crackhead shit. My friend C hit it up. He geeks out hard. Every person who hit this up has geeked out hard. 100% of everyone who has tried it just can't stop laughing for like two minutes. C says, "Man!! I know what you're talking about with the jungle!! It's like I saw all these things.... around my vision... and then...." he just laughs. I haven't read about anyone who laughs uncontrollably while on this except for all of us. isn't that strange?
Well it ends up that that night I hit it up two more times along with my friends C, D, and two other friends that showed up later J and A. We would hit it up and on the comedown try and describe what we saw. It's indescribable. It feels like a force holds you back in your seat and you can't move, almost dissociative-like. Then you just see this crazy shit, the visuals for me were so strong I forgot I hit the bong, I forgot I was sitting in the basement, etc. I never thought it would be as strong as it was. You get these crazy thoughts too. I can't explain those, all I know is what I was thinking about when I was tripping was so ludicrous it made me laugh. By the time you come out of it you're thinking "man I gotta tell everyone about what I just thought about" but like a dream you remember for only a minute, you forget your thought and what you tripped about. my friend C said that for that two minutes it's waaay crazier than coricidin (which I have never tried, fuck that CPM bullshit) and A said it was crazier than all the times he's eaten lsd. So in retrospect, salvia 5x was a great experience. I can't wait til we get more. All I have to say is, for anyone who didn't trip off of this, make sure you get a HUGE hit and hold it till your face turns blue. that's the only way. or try 10x, i dunno i haven't tried that yet. Oh yeah, and the bong turned my lackluster experience into a full out salvia trip. I hope I don't sound like a raving lunatic trying to describe my experience, it's just something you have to try.
So I'm on my way to his work with a couple good friends (S and D2) and I beckon D to come out and pack up a bowl. he says "you gotta take a huge hit of this and hold for like 20 sec" so I do as he says. I hold it for 20 sec and turn around to look at D (me, him, S and D2) are chillin in a car out of D's work's parking lot) and I was trying to say, "I don't really feel anything" but instead what came out was "I don't asdjxcvlbkjf" and I just busted out geeking. Geeked harder then when I first started smoking pot. I passed the bowl and D2 and S hit it up. They both busted out laughing. This was my first experience. I felt a warm buzz and I laughed. Visuals were non-existent. I pretty much felt high, different than marijuana, indescribable really.
So I'm not too impressed. This isn't that great. I look at D, he says "you gotta try it out of the bong. It's completely different." So the next day I stop by D's house with a different friend C. D's girlfriend B is there along with her friend A. He packs up a full bowl of salvia 5x in the bong and hands it to me. "Cash it out and hold it" he tells me. So I take a HUGE hit, for sure I would cough up a lung if it were pot in there... Hold it in for 10... 15.... seconds.... I start feeling like I did before, kinda warm buzz as I hold it in longer.... I pass the bong and then OH GEEZ it felt like I was in this lucent dream. Like I was dreaming and realized I was dreaming but couldn't do anything about it. I was no longer in D's basement. It was crazy. I can't even remember what I was tripping about. I come to two minutes later laughing my ass off. This is what happened in reality.
It ends up that I took the hit. I got up. Looked around, and ran and tried to jump over D's coffee table. I made it over, stepped on a phone, knocked over the bong and a drink, and then turned around and started geeking. I realized I just did something real stupid, so the whole time i'm geeking out and saying "oh my bad my bad I'll clean that up" It was all good though. I try to explain what I saw. I can't. I say, "ah man I was in this jungle! and then it went all white! and then it felt like i was laying on the couch sideways and I was sliding through this warp (this was when I tried jumping over the coffee table)." I didn't even realize I got up and did all that crackhead shit. My friend C hit it up. He geeks out hard. Every person who hit this up has geeked out hard. 100% of everyone who has tried it just can't stop laughing for like two minutes. C says, "Man!! I know what you're talking about with the jungle!! It's like I saw all these things.... around my vision... and then...." he just laughs. I haven't read about anyone who laughs uncontrollably while on this except for all of us. isn't that strange?
Well it ends up that that night I hit it up two more times along with my friends C, D, and two other friends that showed up later J and A. We would hit it up and on the comedown try and describe what we saw. It's indescribable. It feels like a force holds you back in your seat and you can't move, almost dissociative-like. Then you just see this crazy shit, the visuals for me were so strong I forgot I hit the bong, I forgot I was sitting in the basement, etc. I never thought it would be as strong as it was. You get these crazy thoughts too. I can't explain those, all I know is what I was thinking about when I was tripping was so ludicrous it made me laugh. By the time you come out of it you're thinking "man I gotta tell everyone about what I just thought about" but like a dream you remember for only a minute, you forget your thought and what you tripped about. my friend C said that for that two minutes it's waaay crazier than coricidin (which I have never tried, fuck that CPM bullshit) and A said it was crazier than all the times he's eaten lsd. So in retrospect, salvia 5x was a great experience. I can't wait til we get more. All I have to say is, for anyone who didn't trip off of this, make sure you get a HUGE hit and hold it till your face turns blue. that's the only way. or try 10x, i dunno i haven't tried that yet. Oh yeah, and the bong turned my lackluster experience into a full out salvia trip. I hope I don't sound like a raving lunatic trying to describe my experience, it's just something you have to try.
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