Said No Drug Addict Ever

[Folley]

Basically, shit you'd never hear a junkie say.


"I've got way too much cocaine.."

(MDMA) "No thanks, I don't want a massage now."

"I make all my best decisions on xanax"

 

[lillyhammr]

"Can you dilute the Morphine?" (in hospital)

 

[ComfortablyNumb95]

"isn't that a bit too much?" (buying drugs)

 

[Kittycat5]

Damn this constipation feels good (opiate addict)

 

[neversickanymore]

Thats to far to drive..
I m going to skip it and put the money in my retirement fund..
I don't want that prescription
I want a really strict doctor

 

[adder]

I'm gonna vaporise it, because shooting up is very addictive.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

^I heard that in rehab.


Yes, I'd love to go to rehab!
Sorry, I'm not going to get that; I only have a syringe I've used once

 

[ceezybreezy69]

I'm just going to pass because I need the money to buy food!

 

[lillyhammr]

"I'll Just take some Tylenol"

 

[One Thousand Words]

Swim.......

 

[Bill]

No, I would not like another line of cocaine

 

[Folley]

^ lol that was going to be my first one, but I changed it 8(



"I've only got a gram left, better start rationing.."

 

[zzz101]

The bigger line is all yours my friend

 

[JunkieDays]

I'm gonna throw my empties away.

 

[neversickanymore]

The bigger line is all yours my friend

I've said this one...




Let save a bunch of that till tomorrow.

 

[Papaverium]

"I'm gonna buy some new clothes!"

 

[ComfortablyNumb95]

I think I've had enough meth for today, better get some sleep.

 

[Burnt Offerings]

Yeah, "oh, hit the bubble again? Nah man, I'm good."

 

[JunkieDays]

Sure I can lend you money 'til next week, bro.

 

[kingqueen1]

"i need it that time but next time ill do my stopping plan ill be ready"