Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Nostalgic Wankings.

[Sammy G]

Hahahahahaaaa.

What did you search for?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

melissa joan hart jeans ass.

 

[Sammy G]

Love it! :D

 

[curious_24]

MDB has clearly done this sorta thing before.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

melissa joan hart jeans ass.

This man knows how to use google.

 

[masaz]

Just leaving this here to further prove my point that Aunt Zelda clearly wins

edit: and also that i have no life

edit: My Dad walked up behind me while I was reading/posting in this thread. It was awkward. I almost wanted to ask him which he'd go for. 'Yes Daddy in my spare time I mod a drug forum that is designed to reduce harm to drug users but also sometimes we discuss which 90s TV character we'd wank over so who does it for you?'.

 

[bob_arctor]

A friend of mine actually had a bunch of roses delivered to the actor playing Sabrina, after having met this millionaire diplomat guy at a party who also was a keen fan of the show.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I bet she got stuff like that all the time. She must have been a heart throb and something else throb for many a teenage and older lad (or girl for that matter)

 

[Swarm]

I used to fuckin love sabrina. Didn't have a clue what the show was about as i always had it on no sound as i didn't have a tv and used to jack off to her in my brothers room with the sound turned off.

As for the generic blonde bimbo type, i know what you mean, I'd go for some tattoo laden filth bag off "suicide girls" any day of the week over the hollywood bimbo, however, body type wise i thought sabrina was a bit of fresh air being a bit shorter and slightly chunkier than you're average tv chick at the time.

 

[GodSpeedK]

I voted for Salem, because he was the only redeeming feature in that painfully tedious show. I think I was a bit too young for this show to be wanking material.

 

[Swarm]

Personally i never did want to bang that cat, or robot or whatever it was. I do remember feeling a strange urge to set it on fire though.

 

[hexagram]

I voted for the wrong aunt anyway but on second thoughts, probably Sabrina.

 

[knock]

The wrong aunt? The devi-aunt? The miscre-aunt?

this picture:

I would say "dork"

 

[Swarm]

According to the poll sabrina and the dead cat are neck and neck. Isn't anyone one gonna man up and save miss joan hart?

Incidently, how big is that bitches head (the one in the blue sweater)?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I would say "dork"

that wasnt the best image of her, but it was the best one i could find. Even if she does look a bit dorky there, dorks can be sexy too.

 

[masaz]

I should have just set all options to 'Aunt Zelda', you sick fucks

 

[Sammy G]

Dorks are extremely sexy.

Apart from faux-dorks, of whom there has been a proliferation in the last decade or so. Though even they can be more than a little bit sexy.




That excludes dorks who've had the misfortune of being involved in an excuse for a romantic relationship with my good self, by the way. You know who you are.

You're just a fucking dork, plain and simple.

I should have just set all options to 'Aunt Zelda', you sick fucks

Surprised? :D

 

[masaz]

Not at all

 

[masaz]

Finally!

 

[masaz]

Haha fuck I never thought about it that way. Defo got the older woman thing but it depends how they age I guess.

I am going to age badly. Time to hit the gym but I think a lot of it's genetic, if you listen to my aunty.