Ruin a dinner in 4 words

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Rim my anus bitch

 

[BecomingJulie]

Have you showered recently?

 

[Sadie]

Have you showered recently?

I laughed harder than I should at this.

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Stop laughing at me

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

and brush your teeth

 

[Shambles]

Sorry, not with dick?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Have you showered recently?

Yes, but only golden...


Edit: thinking about it, that response may actually make the evening go swimmingly

 

[Tranced]

So it's... Fubars foreskin?

 

[zephyr]

Foreskin is slightly overcooked

 

[Kittycat5]

Who wants to Polka?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Auto erotic asphyxiation baby?

 

[Tranced]

Marinated in your gouch??

 

[Sadie]

Yes, but only golden...


Edit: thinking about it, that response may actually make the evening go swimmingly

Simmer down Trump.

 

[Jabberwocky]

My wonton has whiskers!

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Mine has a minge!

 

[BecomingJulie]

Of course it's safe!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Liver, fava beans, Chianti...

 

[Arnold]

Turd and corn bits.

 

[GaryGlisten]

now smell my finger

 

[JahSEEuS]

Auto erotic asphyxiation baby?

Just made my night and now we can skip the dish.

OT: Try this special sauce