this is a dilemma that an ex and i came up with when we were in early days of our relationship...
"cammo moment" #2:
yr wearing yr hot,new,$80 singlet to impress an insight much bedroom debauchery, it works and u are thrown onto the bed. Smiling and using yr skankiest,hot bitch moves u notch up the excitement to frenzy level....it's all on..........oh fuck no!!!!!......... it's all off!!!!....he grabs the front of that brand new,hot,$80 singlet and rips it right off yr body,throwing the pieces everywhere with no respect..........."cammo moment"
Do u;
A;have a cammo moment and shout "why the fuck did you rip my singlet cunt?"
or,
B;orgasm with delight at his awesomeness and scream "why the fuck didn't u do that sooner, u hot, horny bastard?"..........
that makes little sense without understanding cammo moments...
When WTF moments like when you're helping a mate out by having a 3some with his girl at his behest. Being the good cunt you are, you decide to surprise him by trussing her up with the nearest roll of tape on the floor and present her to him, 'good to go' You stand there, basking in your awesomeness, eager for the sex fest to begin He rocks on in, evaluates the situation, and says.... WHY THE FUCK DID YOU USE THE GOOD CAMMO TAPE i STOLE FROM WORK!?
And So, Cammo moments were born, Those moments when someone anihhilates epic situations with inappropriate responses to awesomeness...