First you go to the rolling alone thread,
then you put on EDM and dance around naked while masturbating
Don't do a straight line walk though walk around the block heading back home all the time (nothing worse than coming down a mile from home)
IMO, hookers give the worst light shows. Find a skinny tall dude, they're usually the best.Hire some escort girls and ask her to give you a light show. Only a light show.