I friend of mine, already pretty messy at the time grabbed the bottle of amyl out of my hand and took an almighty big sniff of the stuff.
He stood there, eyes glazed over with a confused look on his face for almost 10 seconds.
By that time the rest of us were absolutely wetting ourselves at the look on his face, as he just could work out why nothing was happening. Till he looked at the container and realised he'd grabbed my girlfriend's lipstick out of my hand, instead of the ayml which was in the other.
laughed our arse's off!
[This message has been edited by Bent (edited 13 July 2000).]