Question of the Week Riskiest place you've had sex?

[CFC]

On polycotton sheets.

They could have caught fire, awful things.

Only do cotton sateen 3billion thread count, linen or silk these days, for obvious reasons.

 

[DeathIndustrial88]

C’mon man!

Really though, during a service? With a parishioner? We’re going to be needing details here.

Nah. lol

I lived in a very small town, like less than 500 people at the time.
I was young & they left their church doors unlocked at night. So some times me and my friend would go sit in there and hang out.

So one night me & a friend who decided to hook up, figured it would be better to go into the church than just do it outside. lol

We did mess around on the main altar table though & in the confessional.

I remember another time we went to a different church but when we got in we heard really weird robot-like sounds coming from down in the basement of the place, so we left. lol

Also I remember in the church we did hook up in, that night everything inside the church felt wet or moist. Even the candles, the tables, the rows/seats. Idk what the hell would cause that tho, except maybe humidity but it was strange how wet everything was.

 

[deficiT]

I might've already answered this, but I do love reminiscing about good balls of yester year.

I think it's a tie between on the bench behind the public library, or the blowjob to completion I got in the movie theater during Shrek the 3rd. Or fooling around in the back seat of her dang parents car on the way down to the beach.

My first serious gf was high-key a freak I have no idea why I didn't stick to her ass like white on rice. Dumb and stupid and always wanting something more I reckon.

 

[Crash Override]

The bed of a married girl at her house. Had to make a speedy escape out bedroom window when her husband got home

 

[Jabberwocky]

At home as a latch key kid.

 

[Morbid Sea Cow]

A graveyard? Care to elaborate more?

 

[Deleted member 517527]

Getting a Blow job Passing through a maned Toll booth upstate! The guy just through me a High Five!
TBT: I was freaking out and she would not stop, Bitch laughed all the way to the camp grounds

 

[cdin]

on top of a hill on top of a small concrete shed in the middle of one of the most spectacular midwest lightning storms i have ever seen. fucking crazy the shit you will do when you're 18 lol.

 

[hylite]

On planet earth. Did you ever have a mother-in-law trying to axe-murder you ! Or did you mean risque !!

 

[nznity]

I’ve seen those on Google Street view in certain parts of Cali, or Bogotá, Columbia.

Gotta say, it looks amazing..

The whores are great, especially the colombian ones. But the satinary measures are practically nonexistent....there's fking ticks in those bedsheets or u can get some type of fungal infection or shit in yer skin. I've met a few ppl who have had experiences like that, disgusting.

 

[DeathIndustrial88]

A graveyard? Care to elaborate more?

Similar to the churches, the town I lived in had a huge graveyard on the outskirts of town where all the local teens (us) at the time would go hang out in at night.

I was a weirdo "goth" headbanger kid & so was the other person, so it only seemed appropriate to try a graveyard. lol

 

[Antiprosynthesis]

On the backseat in the car with her parents in the front driving secretly touching each other genitals but only on top of clothes...

In the car alone on various locations...

In the park...

In a sex club...

In a dressing cubicle (or how do I say this?) in a clothing store...

On the beach...

We also like to send our self made sex movies to porn sites...

 

[TheArcane]

In a display window of the shop I was working at after closing. A really hot punk couple actuality stopped and watched me get railed while they smoked a cigarette, waved, and strolled on their way. I saw them again at a street fair and bought a painting off them.

Oh, and the other risky spot was in my boyfriend's living room while his straight brother who was visiting. Bf was crashed out drunk n his brother banged me out right on the floor n busted in me twice. We were high as fck and I was so loud and the bedroom door wasn't even shut lol

 

[notsmokeymcpot42088]

Okay I feel a little bad telling this story but fuckit ... was at the gym with the gf and she gets a little frisky and says lets go up to the second floor as it is empty. I knew that the college held classes up in that building -- hell I was in one.

Long story short right outside of an active college classroom.

 

[notsmokeymcpot42088]

No! Not Petco Park, that would be rather dramatic. No, this was just a park for Little League Baseball.

Now I gotta fuck someone in petco park on the bucket list--- Padre stadium, cmon thats a decent sized club, has to be?

Ohh in the dugout-- nvm that is an accomplishment. I remember some kid always wanted me to duck into the dugout to buy dope and I just thought 'thats the one place they may have a camera' -- but ya know gotta cop ya gotta cop

 

[lost weekend]

In my wife's old bedroom in my in laws house (with my wife)
There room is only 25 feet away so we had to be quite

 

[KriptonitXxx]

Femme Fatale is in the house

 

[Didgital]

On a roof, it was pretty steep kind so if we'd rolled too far in either direction woulda been hospital

 

[SinfulbyNature]

This don’t really count as sex but it was one of the best moments of my life. It was the first time I got fingered. We was on space mtn at Disney World. It was so erotic. If the song Wild Horses had of been playing it would have been just like this scene from the movie Fear. It’s a moment I think about every time I hear that song lol

 

[lost weekend]

I was fingered once from someone who I thought was my best friend
He grassed me up for stealing milk bottles off door steps ,never forgave him