The only time I ever got busted by the police, I got caught fucking in a car. Was in a parking ramp, just finished and put my underwear on. I was getting in my obligatory after sex hit of weed when a light flashed me in the eye. I still remember seeing that smoke billow through the light.
Long story short it all looked real bad, best part though was when I finally got out and back to my car they had been so busy digging through the trash looking for drugs they forgot the most obvious place, my center storage area. I had a chunk of bud in there. I nearly cried I was so grateful to have that weed.
Fuckers made me stand shirt and shoeless in 30F degree weather too.
-GC