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Revived! You know you are rolling balls when...

When you decide its a good idea to go out in your underwear at about four in the morning and start teaching your best friend how to do a rollie pollie :) Ohh, last Friday was a good one.
 
When you go to buy a pack of smokes at the gas station and the guy working there thinks your fucking crazy or something. I just stared at him and he had no idea what I was on but knew I was on something lol.


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You tell a stuffed caterpillar it looks like its in love
When you end up naked in the basement of the mall drinking patron with a mall cop and two guys
You tell someone you don't know about your sock fettish
You kiss your strobe light
You come up with the names Willy Hobb Hobb and Dusty McSnare Snare
 
When you wash your ends and end up taking 20 minutes to do something that can be accomplished in a few seconds...lol

Stood with my damn hands under the hot water for what seemed an eternity
 
FlowMotion said:
When you go to buy a pack of smokes at the gas station and the guy working there thinks your fucking crazy or something. I just stared at him and he had no idea what I was on but knew I was on something lol.


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Haha, I walked home from a major concert about a month back after eating pills and speed all day. Thought I was pretty sober and going alright, dropped in to a servo to grab some smoked and he turned around, saw my eyes and had a look of shock/horror on his face. I realized then that I could barely talk to him, seemed to respond with answers to different questions. Turns out that my eyes were pried to the max. Haha poor guy.
 
You know you are rolling balls when the hottest chick you have ever seen puts your hand down your pants and to her shock finds a TINY doodle ! * goes back to dancing * hahahaz oh the shame :(
 
When your waiting in the line for a club and you notice someone up in the line moving their right leg to the beat and it makes you really happy because you know their pinging aswell and you get PUMPED and then you just race in and DANCE DANCE DANCE
 
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you know ur pingin off ur head when u try and get inside of the speaker....TRUE STORYY!!! they full put a barrier around the speaker coz i was full leaning on it with my head and dancing on it and shit aha
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that's why they have speakers where you can actually crawl inside (at least with your head) at freetekno parties ;)
on my second roll i was doing exactly that, when i looked to the left and saw my friends face. the speakers were constructed in such a way that two people could stick their heads inside in different openings and see each other (if you put your head in far enough). when my friend pulled his hand inside and waved while having the biggest grin imagniable, i couldn't help but pull myself out of the speaker and litterally rolled on the floor laughing =D
 
Hahaha I just remembered this and absolutely had to share,
you know your rolling balls when your at a 300+ people party, and you go out the front to shout some people cones, then 40mins later when you go to join some other friends in a sesh, you realise FUCK you left the (practically full) stick on the FLOOR on the front porch of the party.

Omg, never have I bolted so fast from one place to another, and thank the lord, no one had touched the stick! sure enough, there it was, full.. on the ground!
 
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u know ur rolling balls when u decide 2 make somthing 2 eat and it takes ur over hour and a half to prepare somthing that normally takes 10 mins cuz u keep forgetting and when its done u cant eat it


u know ur rolling balls when the seedy 7/11 clerc is giving u the wtf look
 
haha here we go.... you know your rolling fn bowling balls when your cousin rubs the vicks IN your eyeball and you dont even care8o
 
Ur rolling balls when you constantly keep rubbing ur face and keep telling yourself"I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm fucked "
 
You know you're rolling balls when you extoll all the virtues of musical theatre to a total stranger explaining painstakingly yet oh so quickly how to make sense of the world through song and dance and happy endings.
 
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