Bummer that sucks. I like them. If I take 25mg I can get a slight buzz (not super fucked, but a buzz) and my pain levels are down to about a 3 or a 4 from a 7-7.5 when I wake up; their better than the Trams I'm on (5-6 on avg.).
If you were opiate naive when you were 16, it may have been that you didn't know what to look for in an opiate high. It took me doing it a couple of times to look for a body high more than a heady high.
Well that is a very logical and intelligent conclusion, Doug, so I tip my hat to you. But that wasn't the problem. My first real experience with Opiates was a few weeks after my 16th b-day; I had an abscess(which is extremely ironic, because I have been IV'ing a long time and never had another one) and was prescribed 25 percs. And I remember it like it was yesterday: The bottle said take 1-2 every so many hours, so I started with 3. Well I felt fucking fantastic. within a couple hours, I took 1 or 2 more, I honestly don't remember, and had one of the greatest highs of my life. It was a costly high, though. From that moment on, I knew I wanted to take opiates every day, and well, I have.
On a more important note, I would like to say, that I honestly don't know why people think hydro has NO ACTION by itself. I mean, anyone who has done hydromorphone should know the highs are completely different. Now obviously, injecting 8mg of hydromorphone is a lot different then taking 40mg of hydro, and just having a couple of mg convert in-vivo. But still, even removing the IV element, the effects are substantially different enough to conclude that hydrocodone does have some action on it's own. As a great example of this, hydromorphone is known for it's rush, yet hydrocodone has the opposite reputation, of being a very drowsy opioid.
I can't take hydro now, but have experminted before when I took methadone. I load up on enzyme inhibitos when I take methadone, to maximize the 'done. So my cyp3a4 and cyp2d6 are fucking frozen. So when I added hydro, it therotically would've gave me no hydromorphone at all, or at least not enough to feel. Based on these experiences, I get very little from the "pure" hydro in terms of opiate effect, but it did provide sedation, and added some potentiation.
Ultimately, I think hydrocodone itself is a more sedating opoid than hydromorphone, but again, is so weak as to have no practical effect on a user.